Former Packers Who Played for the Minnesota Vikings: Ranked!

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With the scumbag Minnesota Vikings coming to town this week and their long history of trying to pilfer Green Bay Packers players through free agency — you know, because they can’t groom anyone any good themselves — we thought we’d take a look at the history here.

With a definitive ranking!

We know a scumbag when we see one and most of them wear purple. So, for this particular list, we’re going to list the least scummy to the most scummy.

By the way, have you noticed this only flows one way? The Vikings sign ex-Packers. The Packers never sign ex-Vikings because, well, their players fucking suck donkey.

Actually, I take that back. There was one guy — Gilbert Brown. He only ended up in Green Bay because the Vikings were idiots and cut him after spending a third-round pick on him in 1993.

Seriously. These fucking morons spent a third-round pick on a guy and then cut him before the regular season the same year. Brilliant! Don’t let a guy develop at all! Just throw away that high draft pick!

Brown, of course, went on to become one of the best defensive tackles in the game during the ’90s and is a Packers Hall of Famer.

Anyway, you get it. The Minnesota Vikings are, have always been and always will be the finest collection of turds in the NFL. Now, let’s get to it!

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

19 Comments on "Former Packers Who Played for the Minnesota Vikings: Ranked!"

    • PF4L

      Maybe he was so enraged with hatred, that he forgot about Jennings.

      If he was gonna leave someone off the list. He should have left off Darren Sharper. What crime did Sharper commit? He wouldn’t restructure his contract and take a pay cut? TT basically told Sharper to fuck off, and released him. So Darren Sharper is a scumbag, because he got fired from the Packers and signed with the Vikings? Really?

      Some say Sharpers play in 2004 was partially a reason for the release. Well, Sharper had 2 ff’s, and 4 picks in 2004. If poor play gets you released, Tramon Williams should have been released 2 years ago.

      The season after TT fired Sharper, all Sharper did was intercept a league leading 9 passes, 2 for td’s in 14 games. All Sharper did after TT fired him, was go All-Pro 4 times, and Pro-Bowl 3 times.

      When Sharper was with the Packers he contributed, and raised money for Foundations, and the Milwaukee Boys and Girls Club.

      Yea….That Darren Sharper, what a scumbag.

  1. Ivomitonvikingfans

    Man I forgot about the “aunt-eater”. That dude should have been one of the all time great Vikings. Imagine the the Love Boat/family reunions that could have been.

  2. E. Wolf

    And now for a message from your Uncle Wolfie. Us Packer fans need to be more hateful, a little more like Raiders or Eagles fans. Players would be deterred from doing this if they faced lifetime banishment from Packerland. No bs “retirement as a Packer” fiction for Longwell.
    In game theory its called the grim trigger rule, or super deterrence. Like nuclear warfare, the threat of sanctions prevents the infraction from happening in hte first place. If someone plays for those guys in purple, they should be hated and despised for evermore.

  3. Phatgzus

    It’s “Former Packers Who Played for the ‘Minnesota VIkings'”, Walker never played for the Vikings, even they didn’t want that piece of garbage.

      • Phatgzus

        I’m aware of that, but he was released prior to the beginning of the regular season, that is to say even the Vikings didn’t want him. That’d be like saying Vince Young played for the Packers, preseason doesn’t count, especially for this list.

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