Brett Favre is walking away... from that pie

Seriously. Or maybe not so seriously. Brett Favre, your all-time favorite Green Bay Packers quarterback, is in the New Foot Locker commercial.

I know you’re groaning, but it’s actually kind of funny.

It’s, for some reason, about setting things right.

Mike Tyson gives Evander Holyfield back his ear. Craig Sager burns his awful, awful wardrobe. Dennis Rodman leaves the country for good.

Everything is right with the world.

I love how everyone cheers when they find out Rodman is leaving on a one-way ticket.

True story. I saw Rodman and his entourage rolling into a bar in West Hollywood one night. They took over the VIP and Rodman was totally cool when I went to say hi. And who am I? Of course, the bar was The Abbey, which is the quintessential gay bar in West Hollywood, which is the quintessentially gay part of Los Angeles.

You’re probably saying to yourself, what were you doing there? Well, I was hanging with some of my gay friends and picking up chicks. Because chicks never expect a straight guy at that bar. It’s like 5-to-1 in my favor — shooting fish in a barrel!

Anyway, here’s the video.