Everyone on the Packers is Questionable

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James Jones

James Jones

The entire Green Bay Packers roster is questionable for Sunday’s game with the Cleveland Browns. Alright, we’re exaggerating, but the guys who haven’t practiced all week didn’t practice on Friday, either.

Here’s the injury report.

  • Jarrett Bush — questionable
  • Casey Hayward — questionable
  • James Jones — questionable
  • Mike Neal — questionable
  • Brad Jones — out
  • Clay Matthews — out
  • Nick Perry — out
  • James Starks — out
  • Ryan Taylor — out

It’s not looking terribly promising for the questionable guys either.

“James Jones, Jarrett Bush and Mike Neal, I don’t think any would be available if we were playing today,” coach Mike McCarthy said.

The two biggest areas of concern for the Packers are outside linebacker and receiver. If Neal can’t play, they’re down to just rookies Andy Mulumba and Nate Palmer at outside linebacker.

Without Jones, the Packers would have just three receivers — Jordy Nelson, Jarrett Boykin and Myles White, who was just brought up off the practice squad. This situation isn’t quite as dire, though. The Packers can use tight end Jermichael Finley as a receiver and run more two tight end sets.

If the Packers lose another linebacker, Dom Capers is going to have to get awfully creative.

About The Author

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

12 Comments on "Everyone on the Packers is Questionable"

  1. E. Wolf

    Someone needs to do a send up of “Sunday Bloody Sunday” protesting this consistently high, unusual number of injuries. This does not ordinarily happen in the absence of negligence.. How long–how long must we sing this song? How long. …?

    • Phatgzus

      Well played.

      What about “The Wanderer” ft. Johnny Cash? The amount of bodies lying on the field and casualties “passing on” to the Injury report every Sunday definitely reminds me of the Rapture/Apocalypse.

  2. FITZCORE1252

    Rabble-rabble…

    Yeah! Fire em all! Fuck! Didn’t they stretch Nick and Clay’s bones before they broke? I mean C’MON! Didn’t they stretch Neal’s shoulder to prevent the bruise!?!? Didn’t they stretch Casey’s hamstring when he initially- hurt it training on his own, away from the team!?!? WTF, YO? And why the FUCK didn’t they stretch JJ’s knee backwards pre-game so it would be flexible and wouldn’t hyper-extend!?!? Outrage!

    …Rabble-rabble

  3. Bob

    I think the problem is pretty obvious…a whole mess of sprained vaginas. I hear the locker room now…”Oh, oh, I can’t play coach I broke a nail.” “I can’t play either coach, I got all sweaty and now my mascara is running into my eyes”. Why don’t you guys cut all the pussies on your team and get some men to replace them?

    • DevilDon

      You mean the pussies that just punched the SB champs in the mouth? You mean the ones who ran the ball right down the throat of their vaunted D and shoved the Ravens running game up their asses? That bunch of pussies?
      I hear ya, where’s the physical team you quiver in your panties for.

  4. the real russ letlow

    I was gonna go to work, but then I thought that maybe I was “questionable” too. So, I called my boss and he said I was “probable”, so I needed to get my ass to work or I was “probably” gonna be fired.

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