Vince Lombardi house

Legendary Green Bay Packers coach Vince Lombardi’s first Green Bay home is on the market and it can be yours for the low, low price of $499,900.

The joint is located at 222 W Mission Road in Allouez. What do you get for half a mil?

Well, a piece Green Bay Packers history, goddamit! You also get four bedrooms, 2.5 baths, two fireplaces, a patio and lots of red on the interior. Think Vince chose that color scheme?

Doubt it.

Here’s the listing info. We’ll let you translate it.

Spacious & quality built, 4 bdrm, 2 1/2 bth, character & charm remodeled 2 st home located on a large, wooded lot in popular Old Allouez! Foyer entry, form din rm, lge liv rm-brick gas log fp, new kit/din is fully applianced, walk-in pantry, white oak hrdwd flrs, comfortable sun rm, 1st flr laundry/1/2 bath, mud rm, sunken fam rm-brick gas log fp. 2nd flr-4 lge bdrms/2 full bth, bsmnt-exercise rm.

And here are some (really small) photos. Those bathrooms are tiny!