So, I thought I’d peruse the Cincinnati Bengals website today to see what was going on over there.
“Oh, Cincinnati Bengals cheerleaders, huh? I surely should investigate.”
Holy shit. And I don’t mean that in a good way. The San Diego Chargers or Arizona Cardinals cheerleaders, they are not.
I guess it’s pretty much what you think a bunch of broads from Cincinnati would look like. After all, one of their former cheerleaders did get convicted of having sex with a high school student not too long ago.
That also made me think that I’ve never met any women from Cincinnati and that now makes total sense. I live in Los Angeles and only good-looking people live here.
Anyway, I pulled out the highlights of the Ben-Gals and I managed to find a few of them I wouldn’t need to bag or drink a quart of whiskey before giving the old in-out.
One of these broads had a muffin top for fuck’s sake! Seriously.
That begs the question, is better to have a mediocre-looking cheerleading squad or no cheerleading squad at all (or a bunch of chicks from UWGB and St. Norbert’s)?
So here are the good parts. If you want to investigate more yourself, go here.