Cincinnati Bengals Cheerleaders Are, Uh…
So, I thought I’d peruse the Cincinnati Bengals website today to see what was going on over there.
“Oh, Cincinnati Bengals cheerleaders, huh? I surely should investigate.”
Holy shit. And I don’t mean that in a good way. The San Diego Chargers or Arizona Cardinals cheerleaders, they are not.
I guess it’s pretty much what you think a bunch of broads from Cincinnati would look like. After all, one of their former cheerleaders did get convicted of having sex with a high school student not too long ago.
That also made me think that I’ve never met any women from Cincinnati and that now makes total sense. I live in Los Angeles and only good-looking people live here.
Anyway, I pulled out the highlights of the Ben-Gals and I managed to find a few of them I wouldn’t need to bag or drink a quart of whiskey before giving the old in-out.
One of these broads had a muffin top for fuck’s sake! Seriously.
That begs the question, is better to have a mediocre-looking cheerleading squad or no cheerleading squad at all (or a bunch of chicks from UWGB and St. Norbert’s)?
So here are the good parts. If you want to investigate more yourself, go here.
Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.