Now Greg Jennings Was Brainwashed by the Packers

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Greg Jennings

Greg Jennings

What does that fucking loser prick Greg Jennings have to say about the Green Bay Packers now? The Minnesota Vikings No. 1 dude says he was brainwashed by the Packers.

Say what?

Brainwashed!

Jennings went on KFAN to flap his stupid lips about the Packers, even though coach Leslie Frazier told him to stop doing that very thing last week. Greg Jennings — too stupid to comprehend simple English instructions.

When asked whether the Vikings have championship qualities, Jennings said: “One of the things that drew me to coming over here was the makeup of the team. When I came over here, I was kind of brainwashed. There’s no ‘kind of’ to it. Being over in Green Bay, you’re brainwashed to think anyone in the division is tiers below.”

“It’s like everything that you know in Green Bay is like the best, the best, the best, the best, the best,” Jennings continued. “And it’s like total brainwashing. And I think you don’t open your eyes to see what other teams have to offer unless you are in that position, and I was afforded this position.”

Well, that’s because everyone in the division IS tiers below the Packers, you fucking dick. Your now on the lowest tier of all — the Minnesota Vikings tier. They have their own tier they’re so despicable.

This latest moronic statement comes after Jennings questioned Aaron Rodgers selflessness, refused to refer to Rodgers by name and said the Packers didn’t pay him enough or give him the ball enough (while maintaining he isn’t selfish).

Greg Jennings is clearly a brilliant human being. Okay, no he’s not, but he does win again because he got just what he so craves — attention.

Just like a 14-year-old girl.

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51 Comments on "Now Greg Jennings Was Brainwashed by the Packers"

  1. therealChuckywasCecil

    Would someone please save him from himself. It’s getting beyond desperate, it’s sad.

  2. Kyle

    Okay. Any minuscule amount of respect I still had for Greg Jennings is now gone. I think his coach should put him in a time-out or something since he is acting like a whiny little kid.

  3. Buster Bluth

    Greg Jennings to Les Frazier: You have shit at WR. I’m
    all you got. Shut up, i’ll do the talking around here.

  4. Lynn Fuckin' Dickey

    Did Jennings go off his meds or something? It’s like someone flipped a switch on the guy.

  5. MadCity Packer Fan

    He might wanna look down at his hand and see that he has a fucking Superbowl ring on! If he thinks he is going to have one on the other hand with gay Viking colors on it he is fucking dreaming. At one time I really though Greg had some class…oh wait that wasn’t real because he was “brainwashed”!

  6. Savage57

    Now let’s blow this up on several fronts…

    First, you have to have a brain to be brainwashed, dickhead.

    Second, if the makeup of the team drew you there, I sure as hell don’t want to see a lineup of the skanks you’ve banged in this life.

    Third, the position you found yoursmelf in was the result of the malignant fucking ego you grew while you were a member of the TEAM that afforded you that luxury. Ahhh, fuck that’s right, with you it’s all about the team. Even the shitty ones.

    Fourth, you were afforded a sinful contract to join the shittiest team in the league by the criminal owner Zygcunt who has his own bust in the Douchebag Hall of Fame.

    Fifth, you tap danced around the issue and talked only about the Packers so we have verification from you that the Shitfucks don’t have Championship qualities.

    Keep talking, Spice Boy.

  7. DD

    This is hilarious. Jennings must not be very bright. He actually bought into all that “we’re the best” and “it’s more than just a game” bullshit all the no-life, morbidly obese, illiterate hicks spout day in and day out in Wisconsin. It’s funny how your best players leave and can’t refrain from expressing how fucking sad and pathetic they think you fat fucks are. 90% of the players can’t stand you. You really think your California faggot QB likes being around you inbred rubes? They’re all laughing at you behind your back. But please, tell us again how “it’s more than just a game” and “we’re the best fans” without sounding pathetic. Haha!

    • PF4L

      Our best players leave? Last I looked, James Jones (14 touchdowns last season, and Jordy Nelson (15 tds in 2011) are both still Packers………….Jennings will only have to learn 1 thing, how to catch passes thrown at his feet, instead of his #’s like in Green Bay…..Christian Ponder #9 1st round pick….OOPS

    • Arcturus

      Not only are you a semi-literate dipshit, you are spouting out-of-date “facts.” How are things Hennepin, assmunch?

    • KP

      Wow DD. I think you are getting people from Wisconsin confused with Minnesota. I was just up in Minnesota a couple months ago and your description fit a lot of Minnesota people pretty well. Why dont you go join fat fuck bryant mckinnie in tag teaming some 350lb fat fucking cow with 19 STDS on the love boat and stay off of packers fan boards.

    • Mike R

      DD’s opinion is automatically discredited by his constant use of the f-bomb. He will be dropping n-bombs sooner than later. Way to represent the Vikings fans you piece of shit.

    • Packer Bob

      “But please, tell us again how “it’s more than just a game” and “we’re the best fans” without sounding pathetic. Haha!”

      Sure, okay. We have the best fans, the best stadium, the best QB, the best coach in NFL history, a dozen or so Hall of Fame players, and four Superbowls. Yep, that sounds real pathetic.

    • Ryan

      I don’t get it. Our ‘best players’ leave and can’t refrain from expressing how bad we are? I’m lost… Since when was GJ our BEST player? He hardly played last year. And even when he was healthy, it’s been pointed out before that his production has been decreasing in the years since we won the the SB. (By the way, how many championships have you won?)

      And please list off all the players that have left and had shit to say. Favre and Jennings? Any others? I can think of a lot more that have left via FA or been released that haven’t said a single word of resentment towards the organization or community.

      Screw Jennings and screw you for your ignorant remarks. I live in MN. I actually do enjoy the state. But it’s pricks like you that really aggrevate me. Do I sometimes get annoyed with the way this site talks about MN? Sure. But I know it’s all in fun. Then you come on here, all booty-hurt and start saying moronic things that just feed the fire and give everyone in this state a bad name. So great job there, DD. You’ve done nothing in your ranting other than look like an idiot. Go back to your ignorant, non-hick, full-of-life, vegetarian hole that you came from and just shut up. Nobody likes you, you don’t like anybody else. We get it.

      • Phatgzus

        And as much as GJ and Favre criticized the organization, I don’t recall either of them bagging on the fans, hmmm, I wonder why that is.

  8. prog

    Sounds like a broken hearted girl who can’t stop talking about her ex boyfriend. Fuck you Jennings you piece of shit

  9. the real russ letlow

    ahhh, Craig Flemmings, …Craig Flemmings…..you are seriously screwed up in the head. Why don’t you put on a blond pigtail wig and some horns and go get you a bowl of Hormel and sit in the corner and smell yoursmelf, hoser………..

  10. Cheese

    What the fuck happened to this guy? I swear he gets dumber by the day. Deeerrrrrrrr….. they have nice people in Minnesota, the Packers lied to me!! It’s called being competitive moron. That’s why Green Bay has thirteen championships and the Vikings have ZERO you fuck.

  11. Donna Wolter

    please tell me he will retire as a viking. I never thought he would act like a 6 year old girl- what a disappointment. He and his sister are one in the same- sad

  12. Skinny

    Is this piece of shit for real? Someone tell Jennings that the reason the Packers act the way they act is because they have won 4 fuckin superbowls and 9 fucking NFL championships before those superbowls. That means they know the process and how to get it done when it matters, the Vikings dont know the process and how to act because they havent won shit.

  13. Nacho Libre

    He has the nerve to call A-Rod a faggot, maybe he should look at that goat fucker mullet wearing queer Jared Allen with his flannel jacket and cut off jeans. Who wears short shorts?

  14. tedtomato

    Thats just another ignorant shitfucks fan..trying to make us feel inferior..why are all you shitfucks fans so ignorant? Your shitfuck team hasnt..and never will win anything. Ive seen some of those trolls you call women in minnyshitholeville. Theres some fat bitches in that inbred shithole! Dont act like theres just fat people in Wisconsin..theres fatties in every state! Aaron Rodgers gets more pussy than a porn star..the only gay person on here is you..deepthroatin dickweed! Skol..lol stupid kooks on lsd..

  15. tedtomato

    I think you meant gayred allen sir..yeah thats a steroid popping..goat ball sucking..christian ponder fuckin..faggot!!

  16. Doesn't matter.

    Just as I was telling all my friends about this site. Until I read all comments above. Pretty intelligent fellas. Keep up the good work. Ps. That was sarcasm.

    • Mike R

      Agree. I hope tedtomato is not older than the age of 14. gayred allen??? that is funny shit (sarcasm as well). either he is 14 or he’s a complete idiot, either way, please stay off this site.

  17. Phatgzus

    This just gets more hilarious everyday, though it’s quickly reaching the point of Pitying the poor bastard, obviously there’s something broken in his head.

  18. Hoops24

    Living so close to the worst state ever, Minnesota, I’m used to people like DD. The stupidity just spews from there mouths. I’ve just come to accept these idiots. Really, in the end its all jealousy. Little green bay has something they never will, championships. And it just eats the mud ducks up

  19. Packer Bob

    ““It’s like everything that you know in Green Bay is like the best, the best, the best, the best, the best,” Jennings continued.”

    That’s brainwashing? I guessing in Minnie-soda settling for barely making the playoffs is okie dokie!!

    The comedy of errors that is Greg Jennings continues onward…

  20. Phatgzus

    I think that hit gave CF one his first SB TD knocked his screws loose, everything has gone downhill with him since then: “Great day to be great”, Smelf, and now this.

  21. john

    OK, let’s not ahve any more immature rant articles form this idiot any more.

    I do agree some of Jenning’s comments are a bit off, but guys, grow up

  22. tedtomato

    No..mike youre a moron. You dont like how we talk about your viqueers..then go back to your purple puke website!! Why are all you purple pukes on here? Jealous much?

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  24. nurseratchett

    I’m not even going to read what anyone else wrote before I comment, so any repetition re: above posts-my apologies.

    Every team brainwashes its members even if subtly. Does your kid’s T-ball team put their hands in the center of a huddle & yell “GO MUSTANGS!!!” or do they yell “Dear God, we suck, PLEASE HELP US!!!”?

    Do you think the band geek from stole his teams’ biggest rival’s mascot before the homecoming game because he was thinking “Ooooo!!! Free goat!!!”

    Greg, hell yes you were brainwashed! We all have been & proudly carry on the tradition. Every fan of every team EVER has been brainwashed to some extent. I brainwashed my husband, my daughters, and am currently working on my 2 year old granddaughter. (You should hear her sing the bears still suck. Baby girl has TALENT.)

    Mr. Jennings, I look forward to your return to Sconnie. I think there might be a couple of guys on the Packers defense who will be overjoyed to see you on the field!! (After we win, $20 bucks says GJ will run over to Rodgers & kiss some ass….)

    TP faithful, do not engage with the ViQueen Trolls. They are to be pitied & ignored for Karma’s sake. It’s like kicking a sleeping homeless person. When your are tempted to respond to the grammatical atrocities they post, remind yourself what their team is all about: they engage in “stealing” the best parts of our cast offs–scavenging our excrement, if you will. The Queens pick the half digested peanuts, corn, & pepper skins from our turds & then brag as if they just beat us in the NFC championship game. Leave the poor little trolls be. They are typing through tears cloaked in a canned chili induced methane fog in their collective grandma’s basement. The only thing they have to hold onto in recent past is AP. THE ONLY THING.

    GO PACK GO!!!!!

    • nurseratchett

      for some reason, the phrase ‘insert your favorite college team here’ after “some” & before “stole” in paragraph 3, is missing. Ironic considering I dissed ViQueens grammar. Instant KARMA LOL!

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