Aaron Rodgers is You, USA

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Aaron Rodgers: patriot

Aaron Rodgers: patriot

Patriotism. It’s what binds us all. Except for you Commie fucks like Itaron and E. Wolf, who clearly have a socialist agenda. That aside, Aaron Rodgers is a patriot.

A totally misguided patriot. Like, you know, the missal, which probably hits villages full of civilians from time to time and shit.

No mind!

The Green Bay Packers quarterback is a goddam patriot! Know how I know?

Because he wore this fuckin’ patriotic getup to the annual Welcome Back Luncheon. Pay no mind to the fact that last year he wore a fuckin’ cowboy getup. He certainly ain’t trying to fuck with anybody.

This is just how Aaron Rodgers dresses when he’s off work! In the stars and stripes! Full time!


The goddam USA rules, doesn’t it!?! Fuckin’ A!

So why wouldn’t the $120 million man wear some other shit to the luncheon other than USA gear? Because he can’t afford it? Probably not.

Probably because he was fucking clowning you and knew he could get away with it.

But let’s be honest.

1. No one who was at that luncheon knows the difference. They’re happy to see Aaron Rodgers and they have no idea that he’s making fun of them.

2. Similarly, none of those people read this site — and some of them might not be able to read at all — so they’ll never know. They’ll just tell their grandkids, I met Aaron Rodgers, and he was a patriot.

Well played, my college roommate.

Should we note that Randall Cobb, A.J. Hawk, James Jones and a bunch of other guys showed up in suits and ties? Or should we note that guys like Josh Sitton, T.J. Lang and Aaron Rodgers showed up looking like clowns?

Actually, we just mentioned both.

So, way to go again, my college roommate.

You did a fine job of clowning people who were unaware and also totally worship the shitty ground you walk on. But then again, go out and throw 50 touchdown passes and we’ll forget about it.

Short of that, grow the fuck up.

Aaron Rodgers: patriot

Aaron Rodgers: patriot

Aaron Rodgers: patriot

About The Author

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

28 Comments on "Aaron Rodgers is You, USA"

  1. bob at 81

    very good write up by a clown, your language leaves much to be desired. there are many who read your remarks, some of which are very astute, those of us who have wives and daughters that follow you, have to try and apologize for your crude and vulgar use of the English language. AR can be who he wants to be.

    • E. Wolf


      We have had our disagreements, but I have tried to be respectful as you claim to be an elder. And I at least *try* to respect my elders, even when they attack me.
      Even so, it perplexes me that you read this site if Monty’s writing style and tone is offensive to you.

    • Dirty Andy

      #1. Freedom of Speech
      #2. This may blow your mind but if you do not like what a site posts then do not visit the webpage.

  2. E. Wolf

    Actually, I am fervently anti-communist. I am not too up with America in its present state though. I pull for Germany in the World Cup (and in other matters beside), but I also like England (and wore an England jersey to an Irish bar in the match against the US).
    There are still some good things about this country–one of them being the Green Bay Packers. Our team represents all that is good and pure and righteous.

  3. packattackinmpls

    He will be giving some fukcing round house kicks Against the NINERS GOD BLESS AMERICA and the GREEN BAY PACKERS!!!

  4. Kristofer from Oshkosh

    I don’t get why the author of this article and everyone that is writing comments care so much about what aaron rodgers wears. He has to be professional at all times and needs to be wearing a suit. So the guy has a sense of humor. It’s not like when he put that get up on he was thinking- how can I represent my country to its fullest- no. He was thinking how funny it would be. Time to Get a life and care less about what These athletes do off the field. Who gives a fuck? You know it’s time to get a life when you care that much cuz Rodgers isn’t wearing what you want him to wear. Wow dude.

  5. the real russ letlow

    and I was going to wear my outfit like that when I go out tonight! Aaron stole it right out from under me!!!!…..

  6. K.L.

    Why bring politics into this? Not sure if you were joking or not.

    Oh, by the way. Aaron Rodgers is a socialist liberal from California. And I’m fuckin proud of him.

  7. bob at 81

    I read this site because he has a multitude of relevant information, and that I like, all I say is that it could be a little Seville on the language.
    to disagree is one thing – I try not to be disrespectful – my service to my country, gives “all” the right to say as they please, even me.

  8. PF4L

    What does a guy wear when he’s won a SB, SB MVP, League MVP, and is worth more money than 99.9% of all Americans?…Any fucking thing he wants.

  9. Don Q

    Weak minds talk about people.
    Mediocre minds talk about day to day events.
    Great minds talk about ideas.

  10. Don Q

    On that note I have an idea for DD. Start your own blog site about Aaron Rodgers being gay. That could possibly make your life complete.

  11. FITZCORE1252


    “I read this site because he has a multitude of relevant information”

    Example please? BURN!

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