Here’s An Awesome Infographic About the Minnesota Vikings

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Minnesota Vikings - most arrests since 2000

Minnesota Vikings - most arrests since 2000

Are the Minnesota Vikings awesome? Fuck yeah, they are! Awesome at getting arrested!

In case you forgot, let us refresh you. A league-leading 40 arrests since 2000!

Booyah! The Minnesota Vikings are finally champions! Champions of being dumbass shitbags! Much like their ignorant, Hormel Chili-slurping fans!

Minnesota Vikings stadium

Want to know who’s been arrested?

Fuck. Like I have time for that.

Here’s the list anyway.

Adrian Peterson, Jerome Felton, Caleb King, Benny Sapp, Chris Cook, Tyrell Johnson, Rhett Bomar, Chris Cook, Everson Griffen, Everson Griffen (yeah, again), Cedric Griffin, Bryant McKinnie, Darrion Scott, Dwight Smith, Ronyell Whitaker, Cedric Griffin (twice), Travis Taylor, Dwight Smith (twice), Koren Robinson, Daunte Culpepper, Bryant McKinnie (this will be a theme), Fred Smoot, Moe Williams, Marcus Johnson, Bryant McKinnie (yeah, three times), Kevin Williams, Kelly Campbell, E.J. Henderson, Mike Nattiel, Steve Farmer, E.J. Henderson (oh yeah, twice), Kenny Mixon, Kevin Williams (yeah, the cops hauled this fat fuck away twice, too), Mike Nattiel (yeah, twice, and I’ve never heard of this asshole), Bryant McKinnie (told you it was a theme), Kenny Mixon (yeah, again, and who is he?), Randy Moss, Kenny Mixon (Kenny Fuckin’ Mixon again, wooooo!), John Davis and Chris Walsh.

Vikings legends, all of them.

And now here’s something totally unrelated…

Love… exciting and new! Come aboard…

(Image via Seat Crunch, stats via NFL Arrests Database)

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

14 Comments on "Here’s An Awesome Infographic About the Minnesota Vikings"

  1. Savage57

    Going to be fun seeing Jennings doing the ‘perp walk’ this year.

    It has to happen because the signs are there. He’s already transformed into a brainless shithead always running his fucking mouth about nothing, which is the very first symptom of ‘Vikingitis’.

    Next, his play on the field will decline to match the shitty level of play his teammates produce, and then the final symptom to manifest itself is the devolution to typical Minneshithole Shitfuck criminal behavior.


  2. GBslacker

    I don’t get it.

    The division “foes” are the least of the Packer’s worries: 6-0 in ’11, 5-1 in ’12.

    Why bash these people constantly? they’re losers.
    What good comes from yet another asinine corruption of their city, or nickname?
    What relevance is there in a player arrest in 2000, 2001, etc. ?

    Greater concerns exist:

    Moving 3 of the 5 guys on the oLine?
    The fourth guy an unknown?

    A starting LB with no turnovers in the last two years?

    Apart from a fluke, never-seen-again 70yd run — the Packers have gone three seasons without a 100yd runner, or any semblance of a ground game.

    Cover the Packers — instead of this TMZ bullshit.

  3. Scott

    Sounds like somebody is upset that their free agents decide to sign with a good team. You cock guzzling d-bag!

  4. Deepsky

    Luckily for the Vikings players, Minnesota judges are a joke and the NFL looks the other way to keep stadium voters on their side.

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