Greg Jennings: Becoming a Bigger Dick By the Day

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Greg Jennings

Greg Jennings

Now that he’s a member of the Minnesota Vikings, Greg Jennings seems to be doing his best Jermichael Finley impersonation. That is, diarrhea of the mouth at every possible opportunity.

So, what now Greg? You need some attention? Because you’re an insecure 17-year-old girl? Well, sure, I’ll give you some. Just continue your miraculous run of saying stupid shit.

Now Jennings is saying he left Green Bay because he was tired of how everyone bowed down to Aaron Rodgers. And certainly this has nothing to do with the fact the Packers’ offer to him was several million dollars less than the Vikings’. Because Greg Jennings is not selfish. Oh, wait, yes he is.

Here’s the important passage from the Star Tribune’s profile of Jennings.

If Jennings hadn’t tired of Rod­gers specifically, he certainly had his fill of the environment in Green Bay, wondering if the ubiquitous Rodgers lovefest had created a narrative that de-emphasized the strength of the group.

Throughout this offseason, Jennings has subtly jabbed Rodgers, rarely calling him by name and referring to him instead as “12” or “the guy they have now.”

“A lot of times when you have a guy who creates that spotlight for himself and establishes that and takes a lot of that, it becomes so-and-so and the team,” he said. “It should always be the team.”

Asked in a later conversation to clarify those sentiments, Jennings expanded.

“For me, I’m such a team person, I’m going to defer to my teammates,” he said. “I’m going to defer to the team, to the team, to the team. And I think when you reach a point where you’re not deferring any longer, it’s no longer really about the team.”

Jennings paused and looked around.

“Don’t get me wrong, ‘12’ is a great person. But when you hear all positives, all positives, all positives all the time, it’s hard for you to sit down when one of your teammates says ‘Man, come on, you’ve got to hold yourself accountable for this.’ It’s hard for someone to see that now because all they’ve heard is I’m doing it the right way, I’m perfect. In actuality, we all have flaws.”

And you have a shit ton of them, Greg.

Last week, Greg was out there telling us how unselfish he is, even though he was previously out there saying the Packers’ contract offer wasn’t good enough. He also said he’s happy for the receivers in Green Bay who’ve passed him by and wants them to get more balls, even though he previously said he left because he wasn’t getting enough balls.

Oh, he also tried to explain how the great quarterback play in Green Bay over the past 20 years was because of the receivers Rodgers and Brett Favre were surrounded by.

Yup!

Those guys would have been nothing without Greg Jennings!

Oh, wait, Rodgers played just fine last season while Jennings was on the shelf nursing his bruised vagina… I mean ego… I mean… whatever.

Let’s give Jennings credit, though. He’s obviously great at one thing — making any fans he might of had left in Green Bay completely disappear.

The Greg Jennings homecoming game is Nov. 24. Mark your calendars.

About The Author

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

69 Comments on "Greg Jennings: Becoming a Bigger Dick By the Day"

  1. Abe Frohman

    GJ85 – more like his sister than we ever thought possible…and she’s an idiot.

    What baffles me is that while in Green Bay, my perception of him was vastly different than it is now. It’s clear to see why he wanted out – not enough attention was being placed on him. He can talk ‘team’ all he wants, but methinks he doth protest too much.

  2. Jim Angelino

    If I’m not mistaken, Jennings missed 14 games. I think the Packers were 13-1 in the games Jennings missed. He will see very quickly how important number 12 was!!

  3. Savage57

    Just more “vikingitis’. Typically displays through the mouth, but can also occur when genitalia morphs into female form, and is accompanied by prolonged and effusive bouts of pissing and moaning about your past.

    Usually fatal, with terminal symptoms brought on by skewed perception of self and surroundings, and usually presented concurrently with delusional ramblings about success in new environments.

    Death is typically the result of the acceleration of all symptoms culminating in a devastating shutdown of all bodily functions immediately after getting de-cleated by #52/

  4. Packin Smithy

    Haha. Bruised vagina.
    Jennings is really starting to piss me off, and as you said in your article, is causing me to dislike him a lot more.
    I shall laugh uncontrollably when the Pack dominates the Vikings this season.

  5. Mike

    DOUCHE! How can this grandstanding Old Spice attention whore even begin to talk about Rodgers? When you point the finger at someone, there are four other fingers pointing back at you. DOUCHE!

  6. trvs

    Get Fucked Craig Flemmings!

    He went from a top-10 receiver, a few years ago, to a #1 douche bag in a few months. Good riddance.

  7. Hawk's Middle Finger

    Greg should change that slogan of “it’s a great day to be great” to “it’s a great day to be a complete assclown”. What an egotistical, pompous little cunt. Wahhh Wahhh wahhh I’m not in the spotlight, I’m not getting the ball enough wahhh wahhhh. Shut the fuck you little twat.

  8. stubbyduck

    Sadly this tweaker will be on IR by the time he is due in Green Bay. Even more sadly is I would like the loser to make it to that game so Williams and Company can end his season here!

    • Savage57

      That round hole on the side of his helmet? For some players, that’s called an ‘earhole’.

      For Jennings, it’s called a ‘target’.

  9. Richard

    Funny thing is nobody even cares. Homecoming game? Who gives a shit. Peterson is still the entire offense. If Greg thinks his appearance is going be an upgrade like the Jackson-to-Favre move in 2009, he is sorely mistaken

  10. Shannon

    This is really funny to read. Talking about how one player doesn’t define a team and how it’s sad when a team is known for just one person. Does he realize where he is now? When people talk about the Vikings, it’s purely AP. That’s it. AP and the Vikings. And he’s a freaking running back. Good luck Jennings. The first lines of this can’t speak my sentiments any more clearly. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhJqXjLzKIU

    • Kreg

      Man, that is totally true. He thinks people slobbered on Aaron’s rod too much wait til he starts living with AP! Compound that with the fact the bandwagoners are going to start bitching and moaning because they got rid of Harvin for him. He will hate it there soon enough.

    • Abe Frohman

      and how much have we heard out of AP of late? Pretty much jack squat. Maybe GJ85 should follow his lead.

  11. the real russ letlow

    well he certainly fulfills the “purple pussy” moniker. because he is. wow, what a change. agreed – he is killing off anyone left in GB who might still be a fan. and I’ll steal a little advice from one of our guys here and send it to GJ (grapefruit juice?) – Dude , warm soapy water and a washcloth will get all of the sand out of your vagina.

  12. FITZCORE1252

    Yaaawn, I’ve grown tired of this whiner. This bores me. I’m glad to see my “Craig Flemmings” is catching on though. This pleases me.

  13. therealChuckywasCecil

    How disappointing this is getting. When he left I was willing to imagine myself turning down the big $ and was giving him a pass. But this is getting stupid. He needs to just shut up, let his play speak for itself and go back to “being great” – as it stands, selfish, stupid asshole is more fitting.

  14. GBslacker

    Not big.
    Not fast.

    But he was quick, with the emphasis on past tense.

    Another nick or two, and he’ll be unable to get to the sideline… and hopefully McMillian plants his ass!

  15. E. Wolf

    Four years from now people will have sudden amnesia about this and emrace the guy “with open arms.”

  16. Packer Bob

    Who cares what he thinks? We got two opportunities to knock Jennings and the rest of the “queens” the ^&*% out.

    Hail to the King, baby.

  17. Shawn Iltarion

    I am going with the theory that Jennings and Rodgers have a running joke between them.

    Because it pleases me…

  18. PF4L

    When Jennings left, most of us showed him love in here. I guess when Jennings comes to know C. Ponder, he’ll realize why Rodgers got so much attention. Rodgers didn’t win SB MVP, and league MVP because he got lucky. Enjoy your new QB Greg. Oct 27th is going to be a good day.

  19. PF4L

    November 17th 2013….ESPN News reports Jennings is unhappy. According to Jennings. ” I’m not getting enough touches, A P needs to realize he can’t always have all the attention, this is a team game”.

  20. DD

    Now that the gag order that was placed on Rodgers in 2008 during Favre’s unretirement, and after he told his own fans to “shut up” in his first interview ever, has been lifted, it keeps becoming more and more apparent to those who don’t drink the media’s Kool Aid how big of a faggot this guy is. It’s going to reach a tipping point soon where everyone will turn against him. I assume Green Bay will hire another PR guy to shut Rodgers up again in no time soon.

  21. Hoops24

    With all these comments about rodgers and how the pack didn’t really want it last year, I think jennings has successfully lit a fire at 1265 lombardi avenue. Let the ass kicking commence

  22. Marshallpantano@hotmail.com

    Packer fans are sooo bitter! It’s hilarious! Get over yourself! Every time someone leaves your beloved team you smear them! Sharper, Longwell, Favre, NOW Jennings have all received crap from packer media outlets and their fans! It’s disgusting how fast packer fans turn on their one time “greats!” Terrible fans!!! You wonder why ALL the players that leave have such things to say… maybe some of it is true?!?! Hmmmm…

    • Savage57

      Yup, just a shitty team and organization that keeps on winning no matter how much you desperate, whining fucks keep signing our discards.

      The only reason our rejects sign with Minneshithole is because they know your wanna-be team will try anything, including importing players from the most storied, revered franchise in the league and will fork over tons of cash for worn out players.

      How was that trip to the Super Bowl in 2009 asshole? Oh, that’s right it never happened because the QB you were so busy slobbering all over couldn’t get it done. We kept the one that could and let your shithead owner fork over $25MM for our reject.

      By the way, the trip and the win in 2010 fucking rocked, tool.

    • the real russ letlow

      I don’t recall Longwell getting much crap. his leg wasn’t strong enough for outdoors real football, he knew it and we knew it, so he went inside and played a few more years. He didn’t talk crap about the Packers and just tried to be purple. Met the guy at training camp in 04, good guy. nothing bad to say.

    • Abe Frohman

      Very few said shit about Longwell or Sharper or Robert Ferguson or Desmond Bishop and pretty much everyone else that went to MN – except Brent. Check your facts, dude. Most of us wished GJ well after he signed. What’s pissing us off, in case it’s not absolutely freaking clear from the comments above and below, what a trash talking idiot this tool has become.

  23. SickOfThePackersOverHype

    If my memory serves me right… Vikings had more pro bowlers than the packers! Vikings have more talented players at more positions than the packers!

    The thing the packers have is an elite QB! That is huge! Look what happened in New England with an elite QB! Denver… Same thing! But that QB will only take them so far! Vikings are definitely looming in the NFC North and are close to being the team to beat! Packer fans SHOULD be worried!

    The Packers window is closing, and closing fast!

    • Savage57

      If you have more pro bowlers but the team still sucks as bad as the Shitfucks do, then something’s jacked up with management and coaching.

      But hey, why fuck with consistency, right? The players are criminals and the fans are retards, so it all works together to provide 50+ years of relentlessy frustrating futility.

      Q: What’s the first sentence a Shitfucks fan learns?

      A: Wait until next year

    • Packer Bob

      AP has maybe two years left before his wheels come off. He’s 28 and we all know what happens at 30. Rodgers has barely hit his prime. I’d be A LOT more worried if I were you.

      • Cheese

        ha, Adrian isn’t Barry Sanders, RB’s usually last 11 to 13 years, Barry retired early after 9, because he just felt like it.

  24. Deepsky

    What has Jennings done lately? Four 100 yard games in the last two years? Even Harvin did better than that.

  25. Packin Smithy

    And I was really close to buying Greg Jennings MacFarlane action figure last year. Glad I decided to get Clay Matthews instead.
    To hell with that purple Viqueen

  26. Kristofer from Oshkosh

    Man, am i disappointed with Greg Jennings. I thought he was always lead by example in GB, wanting to be a role model for kids and all that stuff. Well kids, do not act like that. I can now sum Greg Jennings up into one word: Disappointed. I am disappointed in you GJ.

  27. Kristofer from Oshkosh

    Or should I be saying- I am disappointed in you 85. -Or- I am disappointed in that one guy who plays WR for the viqueens.

  28. Big Bob

    I think Jennings and Rodgers are both being giant babies about this shit. They go back and forth making “mean comments”. Rodgers pretends to forget his name, Jennings says he isn’t a good QB, etc. Maybe those two pussies should just have slap fight and get it over with. But that would only work if you could dig Rodgers cock out of McCarthy’s ass long enough to have a fight.

    • the real russ letlow

      aren’t you the dude with the curly hair doo that stands out in front of that restaurant and holds a hamburger?

  29. tedtomato

    Since when has a team with more pro bowlers on it actually mattered? Who watches that crap fest of a game anyway? Only a fan of the minnyshithole shitfucks would think that mattered..its a team game. Jennings is being a douche..thats why we’re ripping on him. Can’t wait til puss arm starts under throwing that douche..and..little greggy starts crying cuz his new great qb sucks!! Have fun in the basement with all those pro bowlers!

  30. GJ85_AlwaysBeGreat_d00d

    Life long Vikings fan here… I’m also a huge fan of Greg Jennings and I’m thrilled that he has joined our proud franchise.

    Even though he played for the enemy most of his career, you could always tell that there was something special about this young man.

    His mantra is “Be Great” and I think those simple words can be really inspiring, especially when you see how he has put them to use over the last couple years.

    In a nutshell, here are his core beliefs… and for all the kids out there playing team sports, I advise you to take this to heart. Real role model stuff here: “It’s not about the individual, it’s about the team, something that I, as an elite player, never forget. Even though I am the most important player, I always say that I defer to my inferior teammates even though they are not as talented or charming as me (look at this smile! eat your heart out Donald!) . Don’t be selfish. A great way to do this is to get angry when other players start playing better than you. Point to yourself and say, ‘everyone look at how unselfish I am being even though I deserve more balls and attention, unlike these other guys who I say are doing a great job but really I think that I’m better than they are and I’m super jealous.’ Unfortunately, they are being really selfish because they are outplaying me and doing it without throwing me under the bus. So I will demonstrate my sportsmanship and leadership by throwing them under the bus, in the most back handed down low way as possible, because that’s what a good teammate does. And now I’m going to get really angry because after we won the Super Bowl my ego has become really inflated and I thought that I would get a lot more endorsement money but all I got was Old Spice and some injuries and I don’t blame my quarterback because he’s a great guy but I have to wonder if he’d actually be any good without me around because I’m such a great supportive teammate, so it’s kind of his fault because everyone says that he’s really good and it’s not fair because I want them to say that I’m really good to, so now I’m going to leave. But it will be good for the younger receivers who will never be as good as me to spread their wings and I will finally become a household name playing in a larger market like… well Minnesota. #BeGreat!”

  31. Doug

    Hell, Jennings should be thanking Rodgers, not talking shit about him and the franchise, because without Rodgers he doesn’t get overpaid like he did by the Queens. I think he’s going to get quite the surprise this season when it’s panzy boy lofting it out there for him and not Rodgers. Should be entertaining to watch…assuming he can stay on the field of course.

  32. Cheese

    Frazier said he has just become aware of Jennings comments (packers, Rodgers) etc and said he needs to sit down with him. Not the kind of thing he wants to see from his players.

  33. DJ

    My first initial reaction was to give GJ the finger too. But if you think about it, he actually did us a favor. It doesnt matter what we think….all that matters is that ARod heard it and is now even more conscience of it. I’ve never heard ARod say or think or behave anything along the lines of what GJ was saying but I think he was kinda saying, having been there for both “dont end up like #4 did when he was put up on that pedestal too.” And I am in full 100% agreement with that! Besides, McCarthy’s retort was classic and gets the job done as far as this non issue is concerned.

    • the real russ letlow

      Coach’s reply was hilarious. and he didn’t dwell on it. Aaron’s response to the media was perfect as well. showed a lot more class than the ex-Packer receiver.

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