Colin Kaepernick: Packers Were Yelling At Each Other

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Colin Kaepernick

Colin Kaepernick

So the king of bloviating, useless, unaware prose, Peter King, got his own site this week. We’re all real excited for his articles about Starbucks and his Starwood Preferred Guest card and he’s probably saving that shit for a good time. However, one of King’s first articles was on San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick.

It’s the usual bullshit about tattoos, race, etc. You know, shit that Peter King and people like him, who’ve never seen a person of color anywhere other than a football field, would find interesting.

“Oh mah gawd! That boy has tattoos! His momma is white! Oh mah gawd! Peter King, you done go tell it! And let me know what hotel to stay at when I go to Tampa!”

So why am I writing about some shit the hackiest hack in the business wrote about? Because he talks about the Packers game, of course.

First, we all know Kaepernick tore the Green Bay Packers up in the playoffs last year. Ripped them a new asshole, in fact. Embarrassed them. Embarrassed us, because we were so embarrassed by them. Made Dom Capers look like Dom DeLuise… fellating a cannoli.

Kaepernick says the Packers were so clueless — and they should have been, considering the didn’t prepare at all for the 49ers offense — they started yelling at each other.

“It got to a point,” Kaepernick said, “where we could hear [the Packers’ defenders] arguing while we were in our huddle. ‘You’re supposed to do this,’ or ‘You have to do this, then the other.’ At that point, our offense was like, It’s over. As soon as you start turning on your teammates, you’re not going to be productive. You know you have them in the palm of your hands.”

Right. But that’s what happens when your coaches don’t prepare an adequate game plan for you. Guys start trying to coach on the field because no one knows what they’re supposed to be doing. And also, we all know Mike McCarthy and staff are A-1 when it comes to in-game adjustments…

The kings. Best in the business. You beat the Packers out of the gate, they will counter with great coaching adjustments!

That’s a well-known fact around the league, if you didn’t know. In coaching circles, even.

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

20 Comments on "Colin Kaepernick: Packers Were Yelling At Each Other"

  1. Jurgens

    I wanted to forget this game. I am still astonished that Kaepernick had taken them by surprise and that they didn’t prepare any differently before the game. Absolutely astonishing.

    I had a premonition a couple years ago. I saw Kaepernick play in one college game… the one where Nevada beat Boise. I think that to anyone that watched that game, it was so crystal fucking clear that Kaepernick would be a star. My fear was that Minnesota would draft him and I had visions of a game like this… and then it actually happened.

  2. Mike

    Got my tickets, just booked airfare. Can’t wait to represent the Gren and Gold at that brokedown excuse for a stadium. Here’s to hoping that I don’t get stabbed.

    • Adam

      Exactly, Wesley Snipes found out about bay area fans (Robert Deniro) in the movie “The Fan”

      I pretty much assume that movie was a documentary.

  3. Abe Frohman

    You’re getting your asses handed to you, why is it a surprise that guys would be yelling at each other? I’d me more surprised if they weren’t. I’ve been yelled at and done my fair share of yelling with the sports I’ve played without anything bigger than pride at stake.

    Personally, I don’t see how the whole read option is a sustainable game plan. Look what happened to RGIII. Kaep is one big CM3 hit away from a trip to the orthopaedic surgeon.

  4. the real russ letlow

    I just have one more thing to say about this game, and then I’m movin on to training camp 2013: – ……”ugh”……………

  5. Ed Gein

    Kaepernick’s story should end like “…and then we lost to the fuckin Ravens in the Superbowl.” Doesn’t beating the Packers to death take a backseat to losing the Superbowl?

  6. Arsh

    The packers are done. Rodgers has already started to Fizzle like your beloved Brett Favre did, except Favre did it better. 15-1 lost in playoffs, then superbowl, then lost in superbowl. Rodgers did superbowl, then no superbowl, now you guys will miss playoffs HAHAHA

    • Kreg

      Who’s your team that has never made it to the superbowl, loser? Go start some shiite somewhere else, dumb child. You are not worth arguing with.

  7. Packin Smithy

    Errr.. I hate Kaepernick….

    I look forward to seeing our boys sack him over…and over…and over…and over again in Week 1.

    -Go Pack Go-

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