Jay Cutler is Throwing an ’80s Dance Party!
Cutty! The legend of Jay Cutler continues to grow. The Chicago Bears quarterback is throwing an ’80s-themed dance party and you — yes, you! — can go!
It’s July 18 at Joe’s Bar in Chicago and yes, it’s open to the public. Proceeds will go to benefit the Jay Cutler Foundation. Tickets are $59 or, if you’re a high roller or the type of person who wants to get close to Cutty! to punch him in the face, you can get VIP for $175.
And here’s the best part — live performance by Billy Ocean! No, not Billy Idol. Not Billy Squier. Not any other ’80s Billy that actually rocks. Billy Ocean! That is so Cutty!
Who the fuck is Billy Ocean? Why, he’s the genius that brought us classics such this.
Still not intrigued? Here’s the event description.
NFL fans will have the chance to revisit the iconic ‘80s with Jay Cutler and his bride Kristin Cavallari at Joe’s Bar on Weed Street on July 18. Don on your best ‘80s-inspired, brightly colored ensemble to this party benefiting a noble cause.
This three-hour bash featuring an open bar, hors d’oeuvres, a DJ spinning danceable tunes and a special performance from Billy Ocean best known for hits “Get Out of My Dreams, Get Into My Car” and “Caribbean Queen.” The best part: 80% of the purchase price of tickets will benefit the Jay Cutler Foundation, which works to help both underprivileged children and individuals with diabetes. This is going to be a party sports fans (and all Chicagoans) will remember.
So who’s in!?
Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.