It’s the Offseason, So… Cheerleaders

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Miami Dolphins cheerleaders

Miami Dolphins cheerleaders

As Green Bay Packers fans, we don’t get cheerleaders. At least the professional kind. So we’re forced to ogle other team’s cheerleaders.

And it’s now time to ogle. Today is the day to appreciate both the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders and the New Orleans Saints cheerleaders.

Both squads did a cover of Taylor Swift’s “22.” And while Taylor Swift sucks real bad, these videos almost make her bearable.

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

16 Comments on "It’s the Offseason, So… Cheerleaders"

  1. E. Wolf

    Advantage; Saints. What is it about hot chicks and really, really bad music?
    Consider how dumb and childish these women would appear if they were not insanely hot. Just proves that hot chicks just breeze through life in this county.

      • E. Wolf

        You need to listen to Adam Carolla. Hot chicks in other countries are more likely to develop other aspects of their person. Here, some blond looks in the mirror when she is 15 and determines she does not need to do a damn thing. She can get anyrthing she wants from any man capable of providing it.
        On the other hand, you do have the Diana Mendoza phenomenon.

  2. Shawn Iltarion

    Winner: Dolphins. Better ethnic mix, more enhanced racks, as one would expect from South Beach, and I love me some enhanced racks. As I always say, that’s a woman aiming to please.

    Plus, the Fins have that shoulder-length brunette at 1:50. Woah.

      • Phatgzus

        Agreed, though they have come a long way since Pamela Anderson bought her prototypes, that said there’d nothing in the world better than relaxing with a beer and watching a beautiful, voluptuous woman indulge in the wonders of Man’s 7th greatest invention, the trampoline. Man, I love summer…and trampolines.

    • Phatgzus

      Winner: The fans.

      I do agree with you about Miss 1:50, and the long-haired brunette right before her, and that blonde Nawlins cheerleader in the gold top. GOD, how can anyone not love cheerleaders?

      • Shawn Iltarion

        Yes, the platinum blonde Nawlins cheer gal with the gold top is quite stunning. I think she was auditioning to be Mrs. Brees before the job was taken… or after.

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