Titus Young: Still Winning at Life

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Titus Young mugshot

Titus Young mugshot

You remember Titus Young. The former Detroit Lions receiver was suspended for purposefully sabotaging plays, whined about not getting the ball enough, had Sr. on the back of his jersey, punched one of his own teammates, basically tweeted his way to his release, and is just a basic all-around doucher.

That Titus Young.

Well, Titus is being Titus again. This turd was arrested twice in the span of 24 hours on Sunday. A sane person might wonder how the hell that’s possible. An insane person like Young could tell you.

First, you get arrested for DUI. Then, later on in the day after your car gets impounded, you scale the fence of the impound lot trying to steal it and get arrested for burglary.

What you see above are both of Young’s mugshots from that day. Because you get one taken each time you get arrested, apparently. It’s not like, “Oh, we’ve already got your mugshot on file from earlier today, so we don’t need to take another one.”

Really, the only bad thing about this story is that Young is no longer on the Lions and therefore we can’t add this to their 2013 league-leading arrest total. Actually, they lead the league in arrests since the beginning of 2012. You know, they like those high character guys over there in Detroit.

Want another great Titus moment? Deadspin has the story about how he took a nap in an AT&T store once after they refused to give him everything for free.

This guy clearly has it figured out.

Oh, and did we mention he’s still the cover boy for the official 2013 Detroit Lions calendar? Good work Detroit. You should get yourself one of those.

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

8 Comments on "Titus Young: Still Winning at Life"

  1. Chad Lundberg

    How is this all possible? To think the Packers almost drafted this guy instead of Randall Cobb…

    • Phatgzus

      I highly doubt the Packers almost drafted young, they probably kicked him out of the interview right after it started; they like high-character guys, Titus Young is not.

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