Titus Young mugshot

It’s come to our attention that some of you have a morbid fascination with former Detroit Lions receiver Titus Young. Like, you can’t get enough of this idiot doing stupid shit. Well, you’ll love this.

Young’s ex-girlfriend — also his baby’s mamma — has filed a restraining order against him. That’s not all that surprising considering he’s been arrested three times over the past few weeks. What is surprising is what she says.

“He would say things like, ‘I understand why O.J. killed his wife.’ He says, ‘We’re always gonna be a family and I’m always going to be his,’” the restraining order request states. “He got mad and yelled at my neighbors and tried to fight multiple people that he doesn’t even know.”


That’s some seriously scary shit, especially coming from this doucher. Young is completely disconnected from reality. His lowlight reel is extensive, but the greatest hits include punching then teammate Louis Delmas and getting arrested twice in the same day.

In this case, Young was allegedly waiting outside his ex’s home and threatened and harassed her repeatedly.

During the 2012 season, which will probably be his last in the NFL, Young had Sr. on the back of his jersey. As in, Titus Young Sr. Totally awesome and logical. I mean, doesn’t every father who gives their kid their name add a Sr. to his name?

No? Oh…

Young is 23 and his son is eight, which means the elder Young was 15 when his kid was born. Maybe that’s when he exited stage left on reality.

In any case, we’d recommend that the mother look into getting her boy’s name changed as soon as possible. Nothing good can happen from this point on if you happen to be named Titus Young Jr.