The Detroit Lions are Going to the Super Bowl, Everyone!

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The Detroit Lions were 4-12 last season. Most people would agree that they’re going to be the worst team in the NFC North this year. At least, next to the Minnesota Vikings. Not Lions defensive tackle Nick Fairley, though.

He tells us the Leos are going to the Super Bowl.

“I expect big things,” the Lions defensive tackle said. “I am going to say we are going to the Super Bowl because I am competitive and that is what I want for the team and it is one of the goals. I am sure we are going to take it game by game and day by day.”

The Lions have never been to a Super Bowl, mind you. And forget that 4-12 record.

This is their year!

Some other turd on the Lions made a similar proclamation a few years back. Although at least they stopped short of a Super Bowl proclamation. That didn’t play out too well, but apparently everyone has filed that memory away.

And Fairley is probably oblivious to it. This is, after all, the same guy who got arrested twice during the 2012 offseason. Obviously, not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

But you go with your lofty goals, son!

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

11 Comments on "The Detroit Lions are Going to the Super Bowl, Everyone!"

  1. David

    Cheapest seats right now are…

    Section: 301-304, 323-329, 348-350.
    Row: All.
    Notes: 2014 Super Bowl – A. Upper Level Endzone. Sunday, February 2, 2014.

    $2440 ea

    I’m sure Fairley can come up the scratch for that.

  2. Shawn Iltarion

    I would say the Bears have about as good a chance as anyone to finish at the bottom of the division. New coach, new staff, questions on the offensive line and the defense, and same Cutty.

    The Lions are clearly more talented than a 4-12 team, and it is no help to the Packers that the Lions somehow got themselves another Top 5 pick. The question is can Stafford play like 2011 or like 2012?

    The Vikings frankly should be a playoff team again unless Ponder completely sucks. But this year he has a couple WRs he can just dump it off to and let them do the work. He has AP to hand it to, and a defense that just added a couple players to an already improving unit.

  3. tedtomato

    Wow..thats original..whats up with these ignorant purple puke douches that think theyre better than us..when was the last time you won a superbowl? Oh thats right NEVER!!! Go talk shit on your purple puke website!!

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