Hey, Titus Young Was Arrested Again

62 14
Titus Young

Titus Young

Can a week go by without former Detroit Lions receiver Titus Young getting arrested? Apparently not.

Young was arrested again over the weekend, his third such transaction in a week’s time. This time, Young was arrested in San Clemente, Calif. for burglary. He also managed to pull the trifecta by resisting arrest and assaulting a police officer.

Huzzah!

According to Lt. Joe Balicki, the incident unfolded around 11:30 p.m. on Friday night when a homeowner contacted authorities alleging someone was inside her home. When sheriff’s officers arrived, they found Young outside the home, Balicki said. According to Balicki, Young ran away from officers. After a “brief” pursuit on foot, there was a “physical altercation,” Balicki said, with Young alleged to have fought officers before being taken into custody.

Young was arrested the previous weekend for DUI and then trying to steal his impounded car back because, well, he’s brilliant!

Seriously, though, this guy has to be schizophrenic. I mean, no one is just that stupid, are they? Although that is a super sweet tank top he’s wearing there. Where do I get one of those?

About The Author

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

14 Comments on "Hey, Titus Young Was Arrested Again"

  1. the real russ letlow

    this cat is in a serious downward spiral. if he has any family left that cares about him, they need to offer some help right away. wow.

    • Phatgzus

      My thoughts exactly. How can you be a 2nd-round WR draft pick in the NFL and not be able to outrun a professional donut-eater?

  2. Adam

    They were even talking about him on the morning radio here in San Diego. This dude needs some motherly love asap.

  3. Kristofer from Oshkosh

    Wasn’t this guy suppose to be a fast wide receiver (4.39 second 40-yard dash time in the NFL combine)? How does donut eating cops chase him down and catch him on foot? Those cops must be running in the 4.2 to 4.25 time somewhere. This guy has really gone downhill quickly and its kind of sad that this can actually happen to someone with such great promise at one point in his career. Tradgic.

  4. GrnMAchineCrushesQueens

    I remember that foolishness, Geopack. Oh, how I GLORIOUSLY remember that foolishness… Now let’s sign him for the league minimum and tear shit up this year!! (kidding)

  5. GrnMAchineCrushesQueens

    In his defense, I doubt he’s running 40 yard dashes against them boys in blue… Rather, I’m sure they had cop cars cutting him off at the end of streets and shit. Those bike cops are also like semi-pro bmx freestylers, too. C’mon guys, doesn’t ANYONE get arrested anymore?!?!

  6. Pingback: Titus Young Knows Why O.J. Killed His Wife « Total Packers Total Packers

Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *