Aaron Rodgers Gets All the Broads Because He’s So Cool

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Aaron Rodgers at the Wisconsin Sports Awards

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Aaron Rodgers at the Wisconsin Sports Awards

The Wisconsin Sports Awards were Thursday night and Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers was there. So was receiver Randall Cobb, Milwaukee Brewers outfielder Ryan Braun and a bunch of other people.

Some people won awards, but mostly, Rodgers just looked cool and pulled broads because that’s what Rodgers does. See that skinny tie? Notice he did not remove the sunglasses on the red carpet? See the entourage?

So smooth! Like silk!

As such, broads were just flying across the room to attach themselves to Rodgers. That’s because he’s a pussy magnet. It took me a moment, but I figured out the chicks in these photos are the Fox Sports Wisconsin Girls. Why does Fox Sports Wisconsin need girls? Probably because they’re insecure.

But check ’em out. They’re all pretty hot. In fact, I can’t make a choice between the three of them (as if I had to choose). I’m leaning towards the brunette, though. Feel free to add that to your resume.

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

9 Comments on "Aaron Rodgers Gets All the Broads Because He’s So Cool"

  1. Shawn Iltarion

    The 5th picture should have the caption- “I’ll be back.”

    I would think anyone who is foolish enough to watch Brewer games on Fox Sports can tell you that adding the Fox Sports Wisconsin girls was a smart move.

    Just when you are about to fall asleep from the lack of anything entertaining (such as hits, runs, great defense or pitching) from the Brewers, a promo flashes on and one of these ladies pops on the screen with a smile. Hopefully, your interest is re-aroused enough to last until the next promo.

  2. DD

    It’s like this website is on a mission to prove Rodgers doesn’t suck on dong and look like a huge bug-eyed dork.

  3. Don Q

    DD, did you notice that you’re the only one that speculates Rodgers’ personal life. People in our country have been killed and mamed recently and all you can think to do is harrass Packer fans with your idiotic posts. You have some serious problems dude. Seek help.

  4. Abe Frohman

    I was hoping for more pictures of the chicks than of Rodgers. I mean where can I guy find pictures of chicks on the internet, anyway?

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