Tramon Williams cake

Green Bay Packers cornerback Tramon Williams turned 30 on March 16, but he didn’t celebrate until the 23rd. After what we’re sure was a real balls out festival of debauchery, Williams tweeted this photo of his cake.

Predictably, the cake was a Tramon Williams jersey. Never saw that coming.

But wait! There’s more.

There’s also an Xbox cake and shoe cake! So what do these things tell you? Other than football, Tramon really likes playing Xbox and wearing shoes.

And what overgrown manchild doesn’t?

One question though. What the hell is that in front of the three main cakes? Is that like a really small credit card cake? Git that money, son!