What we really should say is here is Tom Crabtree and his awesome mustache crushing a car with a tank. Look at that thing! Not the tank, the mustache! The Green Bay Packers tight end really is a man among boys.

Anyway, the tank…

Crabtree tweeted out a vague “before” reference of this shitty-looking car on Saturday.

Tom Crabtree and a tank

And then we found out what the hell he was talking about when he followed with “aftermath.”

Tom Crabtree and a tank

Living the dream, bro!