Goddam was I hungover yesterday! That’s to be expected though. Now that I’m back at full force or something like that, I’d like to point out that these things were the best parts of the Super Bowl.
That is, at least from what I can remember. Most of my Sunday was spent swallowing drinks or betting on shit like “so-and-so will have at least two catches on this drive!” Gotta get all the leftover NFL out of your system on that one final day of the season, you know.
So, let’s get on with it.