Packers vs. Vikings: What to Watch For

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Greg Jennings Lambeau Leap

The Green Bay Packers (7-4) play host to the scumbag Minnesota Vikings (6-5) this week.

After starting the season a surprising 5-2, the shitstains from Minnesota have predictably lost three of their last four. During that span, defensive end Jared Allen has touched at least three sheep inappropriately. Of course, the Packers just got the same treatment Jared Allen gives to sheep from the New York Giants.

Who’s not playing?
Clay Matthews isn’t playing. Neither are Charles Woodson and Sam Shields. Greg Jennings should finally be back though. For the Vikings, receiver Percy Harvin is doubtful, which is great because he’s the Vikings entire passing offense.

Who should I bet on?
No surprise here, the line is all over the place again. It’s anywhere from seven to 9.5 in favor of the Packers, which tells us no one knows what to make of Green Bay. Let’s look at the Vikings instead. They’re 1-4 on the road and they’re likely missing one of their biggest weapons. They’re also the barnacles of the NFL, but that’s not really relevant here. Take the Packers, who surely want to show everyone they actually have some pride. If they lose this one, I’ll shave my head.

What to Watch For

Vikings fan gets in trouble for eating ice cream with a credit card

Ignorance
You know it’s coming and you know there’s nothing you can do about it. Minnesota Vikings fans. At some point this weekend, a Minnesota Vikings fan will open his or her mouth in your general vicinity. What comes out of it will be some of the dumbest, most idiotic, ignorant commentary you’ve ever heard. Do not be surprised if a Vikings fans tells you “Christian Ponder is the next Joe Montana,” or “Jared Allen is the best defensive end to ever play the game. Better than Reggie White and Joe Greene combined.” After years of not winning anything of substance and being the bitch of the NFC North/Central, these are things Vikings fans have deluded themselves into believing. And, in order to convince everyone else, they not only have to say them, but they have to say them loudly. You know, because saying stuff loudly makes you more right. You’ll probably want to punch them in the face, but you shouldn’t. Just remember, they cordoned off Minnesota so there’s a place to put all of the Midwest’s mentally challenged individuals. They also made them east to spot — they’ll all be wearing purple. At the end of the weekend, they’ll all disappear back to their shacks and trailers, so just steer clear of them as best you can for now.

Sean Brennan
This guy is a good friend of the Total Packers family. He will be in Lambeau on Sunday taunting Vikings fans and chugging beers, and he can taunt opposing fans with the best of ’em. If you see him, stop and get him a beer and have some good-natured fun at the expense of some Minnesota mouth breathers.

Adrian Peterson mugshot

Adrian Peterson running wild
As dumb as Vikings fans are, Adrian Peterson is an equally good football player, which means he’s off-the-charts good. Peterson leads the league in rushing with 1,236 yards. If you recall, the Packers were gouged for 148 yards by the Giants last week. Fortunately, the Vikings will be one-dimensional on offense if Percy Harvin doesn’t play, but that doesn’t mean Peterson won’t get his. If the Vikings have any shot of winning, they’ll do it on the legs of Peterson and let’s face it, the middle of the Packers defense is soft. Even if the Packers put eight in the box, Peterson is still likely to have a strong showing. All he has to do is run directly at A.J. Hawk.

Greg Jennings Lambeau Leap

Greg Jennings over the middle
The Packers finally have all their receivers healthy and they’ve also finally decided to change their game plan. Mike McCarthy has promised to revive the short passing game in order to protect Aaron Rodgers. If they’re going to be successful, that means they’ll be working underneath the two-deep zone they’ve been seeing all season. The best way to do that is to work the middle of the field, which is one area where Jennings excels. If the Packers are successful, that just might open up the vertical passing game and the offensive floodgates.

About The Author

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

18 Comments on "Packers vs. Vikings: What to Watch For"

  1. CO Bob

    I thought my 4 year old how to spell purple the other day…..told him to only use the first two letters and enunciate them loudly.

  2. Shawn Iltarion

    I wouldn’t surprised to see a totally different offense with Jennings back. Teams were beginning to double Cobb, especially on 3rd. With Jennings on one side and Nelson on the other, defenses are in a real bind now.

    Of course, if the offensive line doesn’t block, it doesn’t matter who is running routes.

  3. Chris

    Chili dogs, chili bowls, beers, and HD at my house!

    Fall- deer hunting, Sunday drinking by 10am on Packer gamedays, and oh yeah, the Packers,,,,wow do I love this time of year!!!!!!

    GPG

  4. Pack Lethal

    Residents of Minnesota,
    Do not proudly display your weapons w/ false bravado not come over here & be a Packer Fan! Move, leave the state, pick MMA to follow…… It is the only way you can truly be free of this lifelong false hope (for if you choose to live in Minnesota, you will always be a Vikings fan at heart & this means a loser) This “game” will not come close to resembling a real game! For those of you who reside in Minnesota, let me extend my condolences for the Angel of Death has arrived & he does not recognize blind loyalty as an admirable quality!

  5. Adam

    Ok, I’m done. I’ve had it. My support is broken…. get Mason the FUCK outta here. 2nd half opening kickoff out of bounds.

  6. TyKoSteamboat

    PACKERS beat ViQueens, bears take a dump against a rookie QB (in Chicago)…Kittens lost. 40-Whiners lose…wow, what an awesome Sunday! :)

  7. TyKoSteamboat

    PACKERS beat the ViQueens, bears took a dump against a rookie QB (in Chicago)…40-Whiners lost & the Kittens lost…Wow, whatta wonderful Sunday! :)

  8. Pack Lethal

    I see there is someone (probably a ViQueens fan living in Minnesota) on here impersonating me, using low intelligence & an occasional insult, & I would like him/her to stop & fuck off!!

  9. Blog Police


    Pack Lethal:

    Residents of Minnesota,
    Do not proudly display your weapons w/ false bravado not come over here & be a Packer Fan! Move, leave the state, pick MMA to follow…… It is the only way you can truly be free of this lifelong false hope (for if you choose to live in Minnesota, you will always be a Vikings fan at heart & this means a loser) This “game” will not come close to resembling a real game! For those of you who reside in Minnesota, let me extend my condolences for the Angel of Death has arrived & he does not recognize blind loyalty as an admirable quality!

    Imposter.

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