Let’s Discuss Clay Matthews’ New Sack Dance

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Packers linebacker Clay Matthews' sack dance

Clay Matthews' sack dance

I hadn’t brought this up before, mostly because I was blazingly drunk on Sunday and didn’t really notice, but Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews has a new sack dance.

And clearly he was thinking long and hard about it while he was injured.

The predator pose is a thing of the past. So what did we get when Matthews sacked Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler on Sunday?

Sexy time!

Several people have pointed out Matthews was doing Val Venis, a former WWE wrestler that played a porn star character. He had finishing moves called the Big Package and the Money Shot.

And… he obviously did this dance at some point. If my memory serves me — and it probably doesn’t — he did it when he entered the ring.

So, yay or nay on the new dance?

Personally, I don’t give a shit what Matthews does as long as he sacks the quarterback.

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22 Comments on "Let’s Discuss Clay Matthews’ New Sack Dance"

  1. Charlie Martin

    Seriously though, after the game I heard mostly negative comments about it.

    ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

    I lept out of my seat when i saw that shit. For him to do that at Soldier Field, after sacking Jay Cutler, en route to the division championship. That was so fucking money. The ultimate “FUCK YOU, TEDDY BEARS”.

    Think about how Jay Cutler feels after eating that sack lunch, lying on the ground, and rolling over to watch the Bloodline get down with himself. Utter humiliation.

  2. Shawn Iltarion

    The Predator is iconic. Don’t fix what isn’t broken.

    Don’t mind the Bloodline mixing it up though.

  3. Drunk on Duval Street

    Who cares what he does. He’s back and he’s sacking motherfuckers. Dude could do balet out on the field for all I care.

  4. nurseratchett

    I agree with the sentiment–CM3 can full on strip as long as hes back & sacking. That being said, he’s got some sweeet dance moves.

    GO PACK GO!

  5. Packman Joe

    Total feil! Not lookin’ forward to our children emulating this on the playgrounds and school games around the country.

  6. Chris

    Way too self gratifying Clay. Act like you have been there before.

    The predator gig, I could see that as it can be looked at as intimidation.

    But this,,,teeters into something Finley would do.
    Go Pack Sunday…Go Seahawks against the Niners!!!!!!!

  7. matt

    i thought it was pretty fucking gay. stick with the predator and save that shit for queers like cam newton.

  8. Jessie

    Hey! How about us lady packet fans over here, this was beautiful. Say what you want but when I saw this I wanted to shower my TV with money.

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