While everyone else is unwrapping their new Green Bay Packers gear today, we will be observing our own Total Packers holiday traditions. Namely, getting drunk on white Russians, watching the Los Angeles Lakers play basketball and eating the Kelly Hayes baked ham.

Ah, the holidays…

So from us to you, Merry Fuckin’ Christmas! And if you’re thankful for anything this holiday season, be thankful you’re not this guy.