Young Packers Fans Sad Mitt Romney Lost

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Young Packers fans sad Mitt Romney lost the election

Sadly, Mitt Romney is not the next president and that has these two Green Bay Packers fans pretty sad.

Hell, Romney didn’t even carry Wisconsin and that probably makes them doubly sad. What? Not enough old, rich white guys in Wisconsin interested in only making policy that benefits themselves?

That’s unfortunate.

But really, nothing says “I support Mitt Romney!” like forcing your kids to put on a cheesehead with a Mitt Romney bumper sticker on it and then telling them their world will all come crashing down if Romney doesn’t win.

That’s right, make them crazy right-wing zealots before they even know what crazy right-wing zealots are! Fox News, now that’s some good TV watchin’. I’m gonna go blast my pistol in the air, cuz I can, goddamit! Jesus! Jesus belongs in schools! A union can only be between a man and a woman, fer Christ sake! The Bible says it!

Sorry, got carried away there.

Yeah, these kids are gonna turn out just fine.

Besides, what says America better than Mitt Romney and the Green Bay Packers?

From the blog White People Mourning Mitt Romney

About The Author

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

46 Comments on "Young Packers Fans Sad Mitt Romney Lost"

  1. Chiconurse

    Seriously…!!!??? Separation of sports, state, and religion!! Green Bay, teach your children well!

  2. brad

    Monty, I’m no Romney supporter, more of a libertarian, but you, living in lib-land doesn’t help your perspective either.

  3. Jeremy Otto

    You mean these poor Romney supoortin’ kids didn’t have luxury box seats? Now that is a travesty. hahaha

  4. Jeremy Otto

    I don’t think any hardcore Republican can support a tax-payer owned team. That’s way too anti-capitalism and Socialist. Seriously. That’s what makes the Packers the best, the lack of an individual owner.

    • JC

      So being a Socialist team is why we make no money off of our investment and have to pay our own money for merchandise and tickets while having no say in the direction or management of the team and its players?? hmm. interesting.

    • adam

      The Packers aren’t taxpayer-owned. They’re shareholder owned, like Microsoft or Exxon (granted, without the dividends and ability to resell – the Packers are basically a luxury item).

      I’ve never paid taxes in Green Bay or Wisconsin and I’m an owner.

  5. BD Swingin'

    Thanks for ripping on my political party. Stick to the sports talk and less not rip on 1.4 million Wisconsin resident that are “rich & white”

  6. Daaaave

    “…interested in only making policy that benefits themselves?”

    Like putting millions out of work, then hooking them on entitlements so they have to vote Democrat? Is that do you mean? Stick to sports, jackass.

  7. Kevin

    So now I’m not allowed to be a Packers fan since I’m a Republican? Thanks for the clarification. I always thought that in Wisconsin that the one thing everyone can agree on is love of the Packers.

  8. calipackfan

    Too many sensitive people man, too bad for republicans better luck next time GO PACK GO!!!! GO DEMOCRATS GO!!!!

    • Ivomitonvikingfans

      No shit dude! Obama is the shit. As I have said previously. Four more years of jobless bliss for me. Who needs to work when I get endless unemployment checks, EBT cards, and a fucking free cell phone. This ROCKS!!!! The best part is dumbasses like you are paying for it. I love subsidized sloth… The only shitty part is he can’t run again. Fucking Constitution. How useless is that thing. I have to go now, Some bitch I met at the occupy rally says she ‘s knocked up. Time to remove that little mistake…. I’ll be sending all of you fuckers with jobs the bill for that as well… America is awesome. GO DEMOCRATS GO!!!!

      • nurseratchett

        Oh, FYI-the free cell phone program started under BUSH. Look it up. Snopes.com is a great place to start. It was the corporations hooking you with a few free minutes to get you to buy more…silly fox news boy!

        • Ivomitonvikingfans

          They get 250 free minutes and when when they use those up they just go and get another one.. You might be the only naive moron who thinks the beneficiaries of this program actually pay for their overages. Yes the program expanded to cell phones under Bush. Spending on the program has expanded 2.5 times under Obama.

  9. JC

    old-rich-white-guy?? Even as a young black man, this sounds rather racist and sexist to me. Maybe you should learn to respect the freedom of speech you express.
    P.S. You do a fine job commenting on our packers. This is your site, but its misleading titled “Total Packers” not “Total Politics”. Respectfully, Check Yourself.

    • MarcoBrusa

      come on man! i think stereotypes are fun. I mean, i’m italian, but i don’t bitch over jersey shore or supermario all the time (also because supermario is fucking dope).

      and if i have a blog about donuts, it’s not like i can’t post anything about – say – cheese.

      • JC

        lmao I see your point, but Jersey Shore is just the cultural price you pay for getting to stake claim for the Godfather Series, Goodfellas, etc. (which, good or bad, the rest of us are totally enamored and always in awe of by.) we just don’t need to continue stereotypes as a way to divide us.
        And If i want to read a blog about donuts and, you have say totaldonuts, i’d think you’re an expert at donuts and not know much about cheese. Cheese danish though?… maybe.

    • Daaaave

      Republicans EARN their money, son. You want a piece for nothin’? Then YOU are fucking greedy.

      B.O. is going to march us right over the fiscal cliff and turn us into the UK of the seventies. Get your spot in line now. There won’t be enough welfare for everybody.

  10. Vijay

    Don’t forget Monty! It was those same white people that built this country on the backs of Chinese and Black slaves…boy oh boy, karma’s a bitch.

    • Shawn iltarion

      Not QUITE the “same people”, VJ, as that was 150 years ago. Minor technically, that 150 years, I know.

      In fact, also a minor technicality that all those “same white people” as you call them happened to be DEMOCRATS at the time. (See election of 1860 and 1864.)

      Other than those minor facts, you are dead on once again.

  11. icebowl

    Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future. John F. Kennedy

  12. jaybirdpackfaninminneeeesota

    Dems or Reps we are all part of the big team AMERICANS!!! Just the like the players for the Pack they are part of a TEAM…Unless your not part of the team your part of the fucking problem in the country..If you dont like the outcome of the election go post some stupid shit on a Viqueens site….Its pretty simple shit if you cant produce on the team your out….there are both Dems and Reps that cant do their fucking job so really it has nothing to do with the better party it as to do with the better team player…….So stick to fucking football and steer clear of politics and religion on this site…However its pretty fucking funny out the Reps got soooo pissed about a black man winning the election…
    All you racists that hate our president my really be closet vikings fans…….dumbfuckers

    Hey peace out Go Pack Go and God Bless this great country!!…….No matter who is in office…..

    BIRD!

    • shouldapickedRubio

      spoken like a true democrat,,,a bunch of let”s all get along bullshit and then a knife in the back on the way out. Republicans couldn’t care less if he is black or white, we just hate the marxism part.

    • Daaaave

      Can’t even stay on the high road through one post. don’t care if the man’s black, Latino, Lebanese, or Laplander…he’s hands down the most dishonest, ruthless, divisive, America-hating, socialist-globalist ever to hold high office, and all you motherfuckers who vote blue are going to reap what you sew when the commissars come to town.

      • brooksnelson87

        Brilliant election analysis. Lots of quality adjectives. Andrew Jackson and the Trail of Tears… no big deal. Nixon… well, people make mistakes. Bush… dozens of thousands of people may have died, but the man loves god and country. Universal healthcare, an end to two wars, and the nerve to challenge corporatism in the tax code and our energy policy… Well, the man must hate America. The race thing’s just a coincidence, though; that goes without saying. When are the Packers playing again?

        • Ivomitonvikingfans

          Andrew Jackson was a democrat. Watergate? That is small time compared to this Benghazi fiasco. Deaths in Afghanistan under Bush 575. Deaths in Afghanistan under Obama 1484. Oh yeah I forgot, He made the oh so heroic(no brainer) decision to kill Bin Laden. No wait, I forgot, he killed him himself. Iraq war was pretty much on its way to being wrapped up by 09. Universal Health Care is sooo awesome that all of B.O.’s union buddies got waivers. His energy policy is paying off huge. Solyndra, Bright Source, LSP Energy, Energy Conversion Devices, Abound Solar, SunPower, Beacon Power, Ecotilaty ,A123 Soalr, UniSolar, Azure Dynamics, Ener1, I could go on. All received govt. money totaling billions. Pissed away. 6 trillion and counting. GO DEMOCRATS GO!!!!

        • Daaaave

          He got elected largely BECA– — USE he was (half) black. Is that racist? No group has suffered more mightly under the Obamaconomy than black Americans as fas as unememployment. You think I sized up the Dear Leader incorrectly, fine, but quit throwing around race cards like you know something. And yes he does hate the traditional American establishment.
          Universal healthcare is going to be an expensive disaster. Corporate tax rate is already highest in the world. And if you don’t like corporatism I suggest you quit buying stuff…any stuff. And his energy policy seems to be geared toward not having any energy ever again. Go, Pack!

  13. Sarge

    I’ve served 15 years in the US military, been to the Persian gulf and to Afghanistan twice. I’m not a Democrat or a Republican, I’m an American, and that means I can vote for whoever the fuck I want to. Whether left or right you guys need to respect each others views period. If you voted for Mitt I respect that, and you had good reasons for doing so. The same goes for Barrack. If Romney was elected instead, he would have been my commander in-chief and would have had my utmost respect as Obama does. Enough of the insults against each other guys, let’s move on and enjoy the rest of this football season. Go Pack Go!

  14. nurseratchett

    Monty, you crack me up, you ballsy MF’er. There are MAYBE 5 libs on this site (that’s including you & me) & every once in awhile, you can’t resist to poke a stick at the dead body that is the whythinkforyourselfwhenfoxnewscandoitforme person.

    Love your guts…..go on with your bully pulpit bad self!

    I am a liberal, progressive, or however you want to label me. I believe a person’s welfare is more important than a corporation’s. I am MORE patriotic than you because I believe that the betterment of EVERYONE in my country is more important than defending Paris Hilton’s right to pay a lower tax rate on her trust fund than you & I pay for an honest day’s work.

    Anyone who WORKS for a living & thinks that the likes of Romney & Ryan are looking out for you is beyond reasoning. Hope the religion they pick to rule your country is yours. FYI-Jesus was NOT a free market capitalist. He threw the money changers from the temple! Christ fed the masses with 2 fishes & 5 loaves of bread; he turned the water into wine! He didn’t buy the hometown shoe factory & sell it off in pieces for profit (or as I like to call it, ‘Baining’). Relax, Christians, be more Christlike.

    Oh, & by the way…..GO PACK GO!

    • Ivomitonvikingfans

      “Or as I like to call it Baining” Wow clever. Just listed a dozen plus companies Obama give your money to that all went under. Not to mention the huge stimulus giveaways he awarded to foreign companies. What should we call that? I am thinking fiscal sodomy. You do realize that that one of Obama’s major bundlers is currently the manging director of Bain Capital and is actually the guy that stuck a fork into GST Steel after Romney had left. Shoes? Last I checked Phil Knight was a big progressive and I think we know great Nikes labor standards are. Steve Jobs was a great progressive. How are those great conditions at Foxcon in China working out. So keep spouting the stupid…. Freeloading someoneelsewillpayforshitcantthinkformyselfIsowishrachelmaddowwasstraightMSNBCfool!

  15. Cuban

    Hey asshole, yea the race thing is just a motherfucking coincidence. How bout all you “openminde” liberal fucks actually let peoPle have a fucking differing opinion than yours without calling it racism

  16. Cuban

    Ad for all the republicans supposedly being racist its always the democrats who change to a black dialect when speaking in front of blacks
    It sounds to me like theyre pandering and speaking down to people they supposedly hold as equals

  17. shouldapickedRubio

    hey Monty, I quit watching Letterman years ago cause he decided he only needed an audience made up of half of America… I guess your making so much money on this capitalist website you can alienate half of Packer fans…

  18. Cuban

    I guess all you libs are gonna abandon ur ideology and vote republican in 4 years if rubio is on the ticket, if not ur all racist

  19. Cuban2

    As a middle aged, mixed race, recently self-realized libertarian, I really despise all of the ignorant name calling. As a country, we get the government we deserve. If you polled everyone arguing here, you would find we have more in common than that which divides us. Saying this, anyone who voted for Obama does not understand the simple math of the situation. We cannot keep spending more than we produce. As a country, we are fat, we are lazy, & we are ignorant. Unfortunately, the highest percentage of people who understand hard work are either in this country illegally or descended from same. I wish we could keep the hard working ones who wish to become absorbed into our culture, and deport the natural born citizens who produce nothing. Both parties have pushed so far to the right & left, there is no middle ground, as there is little left of the middle class. Just remember, the words diversity & divided have the same derivation. Ok, rant over, just sign this as ‘a saddened American’

  20. Cuban2

    A p.s. As someone who has worked in the construction industry, I am very well versed in colorful language. Be that as it may, I would like to quote my 9th grade English teacher who said “foul language is a tool for those who are too lazy or ignorant to express themselves properly. With that, I challenge those who wish to disparage me to do so creatively without using crass language. To whom I shall maturely quote Pee Wee Herman with “I know you are but what am I!”

  21. Cuban

    The expletive laden rant was brought about by the insinuation by that apparently everyone is liberal and republicans only voted that way because of color. Its as though were all supposed to vote for him because of white guilt rather than stand for what we believe

  22. cuban2

    Don’t sweat it Cuban. The comment was general, not specifically aimed at you. You should have heard me at the end of the Seattle game (see, something else we can all agree on). I just like to think twice before I type, as once in the ether, always in the ether. I just wish political discourse could be more civilized. The stupidest people are the ones who believe they know all the answers. I really do understand how frustrating ignorance can be.

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