Three Reasons to be Thankful

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Vikings fans

There are a lot of reasons for Green Bay Packers fans to be thankful today. Here are the top three.

1. We’re not Detroit Lions fans, which means we don’t have to cheer for a bunch of thugs and, more importantly, we don’t have to live in Detroit.

2. We’re not Chicago Bears fans, which means we’re not entering the annual late-season swoon and trying to delude ourselves that our team is good and has a shot at winning the Super Bowl.

3. We’re most thankful we’re not Minnesota Vikings fans, which means we don’t have to eat Hormel Chili today, can read and don’t have to go back to work at McDonald’s tomorrow.

About The Author

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

17 Comments on "Three Reasons to be Thankful"

  1. the real russ letlow

    good pic. dude in the middle looks like he is ready to puke……..which I guess is not unusual if your are a purple pussies fan.

    • David

      He’s desperately trying to keep it down… because tasting the jizz of “Goldielocks” (aka Dad) for the second time is a rough go.

  2. E. Wolf

    Cmon people in Minnesota cannot be that bad. That stated, I hate the Vikigs in a way I cannot readil describe. I feel as ifI am coming down wit the rage virus from 28 days Later when I see anything to do with the Minnesota Vikings.

  3. The Packers is a disease of an organization that needs to be plagued from the world. Eat shit, and rott in your shit hole of a state Wisconsin. Happy Thanksgiving, and Skol Vikings.

    • Buddy

      If you’re a disease then why would you need to be plagued? Quarantined is the word you were looking for numb skull. Thank you for solidifying the poor education level that Minnesota boasts. You probably don’t even know the meaning of the word skol. Pathetic loser.

    • Buddy

      Definition of skol

      (used to express friendly feelings towards one’s companions before drinking: ‘Skol!’ And he raised his glass)

      The Vikings have the least friendly fans in the NFL and can’t handle their alcohol. Sorry but using the term Skol is for friendly Scandinavian people not inbred, hormel chili eating, mealy mouthed pricks that have nothing to do with Scandinavians.

    • PackAttack

      Win a Division Title or a Super Bowl first —- the comeback……develop your own QB first, then come back…..get a decent stadium — then come back….but for godsakes don’t let the NFL move you to LA!!! My God what would the NFL do without the viqueens????

      Did anyone else here notice how the Queens were the only team the NFL would move to LA, because they knew MN was a complete shit hole for an NFL franchise anyways.

  4. buddy

    What’s up with goldy locks and his plastic toys r us helmet. Dudes that paint their faces dress like that have zero intimidation factor. Bunch of clowns.

  5. PackAttack

    Viking fans are all faggots — MN people just suck in general…..the Vikings have never accomplished anything and I love how they think MN vs WIS is “the NFL’s great rivalry” when it’s not even the Pack’s biggest rival.

    Personally, I would consider the Bears to be a more historical opponent than the lowly Vikings. Minus the whole Brett Favre saga — the Vikes haven’t even been competitive.

    Losers, losers, losers, losers, losers…..I Ponder what will happen to that horseshit squad when Adrian Petersen breaks his other knee.

  6. Watching nfl network. The hillbilly jared allen is gonna be on explaining how the vikes are gonna run the table and make the playoffs. Should be comedy at its best. They will be lucky to win 1 game with the schedule they have coming up.

  7. Andy

    Don’t know hoops – considering the viqueens have a deadly passer in ponder they could go undefeated the rest of way. He might even pass the 70yards passing mark this week. He’s almost as lethal as campbell out of chicago.

    I’m also thankful that detroit still likes shooting themselves in the foot – repeatedly.

  8. I dont get why u delusional viking fans come on here and talk nonsense. The packers are a disease of an organization christian? Yeh, 13 championships sure backs that up. Along with all the history and the stadium. Dont take it out on us just because u are left disappointed year after year. 52 years of futility and counting. Skol vikes

  9. Snarff1

    I can’t wait for the Packers to kick the shit out of the Queens, I’m sad to say my daughter is going out with a Queens fan, he’s a nice and decent guy and loves her very much, he is still kind of a idiot though hence the Queen fan part of it.

    • DevilDon

      We all have our crosses to bear. Last year my daughter was with an Ohio State fan, this year it’s a Broncos fan. Oh the misery.

  10. buddy

    Snarff1, Devil Don, my condolences. Especially the Queens fan. She might have to kick him to the curb since he’s showing signs of being delusional plus wearing purple is not becoming of a man.

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