Really, There’s a Cheesehead Bed

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cheesehead bed

If you’re one of those Green Bay Packers fans who wears a foam piece of cheese on your head and embarrasses the rest of us, we’ve just found your Christmas gift — a cheesehead bed.


Verlo Mattress is producing a bed that looks like a giant block of cheese. You can run out and get one right now. Why you would want to, we really have no idea.

“I think there’s going to be a broad range of buyers,” Verlo’s creative strategist Julie Tramonte said. “The bed itself, even though it’s a novelty bed, it’s actually a bed that’s high enough quality that it’s planned for adult or kids use. This is a very good bed.

“We expect adults to also buy it. I guess it sort of depends on how many wives agree to allow their husbands to buy a cheesehead bed.”

A queen retails for $1,099.

Here’s what I don’t get though. Why is it called a cheesehead bed? Why isn’t it just a cheese bed?

It isn’t shaped like a head. It isn’t even shaped like those idiotic hats of the same name. And it’s a good thing they misrepresented the cheese just like the cheesehead maker did. You know, unless you’ve ever seen a block of cheddar with holes in it or a bright yellow block of Swiss.

Anyway, this is maybe the stupidest thing we’ve ever seen. If you’re a single male, we’d advise you not to get one of these, unless you want to stay a single male.

About The Author

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

9 Comments on "Really, There’s a Cheesehead Bed"

  1. calipackfan

    Why do fans with cheeseheads embarrass you probably about 90 percent of packers fan have one, you are just being a hater.

  2. ger

    Love sporting a cheese head and game bibs at games. I’m sure Monty dresses in a suit and tie for games. Keep it classy.

    • Dave

      yeah agreed ger, if a hat and clothes embarrass you, you’ve got issues, love wearing game day green gold and blaze orange

  3. the real russ letlow

    looks comfy………..maybe its therapuetic like the foam pillows…….you wouldn’t even notice the cheese if it had a sheet on it…………….

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