Really, There’s a Cheesehead Bed
If you’re one of those Green Bay Packers fans who wears a foam piece of cheese on your head and embarrasses the rest of us, we’ve just found your Christmas gift — a cheesehead bed.
Verlo Mattress is producing a bed that looks like a giant block of cheese. You can run out and get one right now. Why you would want to, we really have no idea.
“I think there’s going to be a broad range of buyers,” Verlo’s creative strategist Julie Tramonte said. “The bed itself, even though it’s a novelty bed, it’s actually a bed that’s high enough quality that it’s planned for adult or kids use. This is a very good bed.
“We expect adults to also buy it. I guess it sort of depends on how many wives agree to allow their husbands to buy a cheesehead bed.”
A queen retails for $1,099.
Here’s what I don’t get though. Why is it called a cheesehead bed? Why isn’t it just a cheese bed?
It isn’t shaped like a head. It isn’t even shaped like those idiotic hats of the same name. And it’s a good thing they misrepresented the cheese just like the cheesehead maker did. You know, unless you’ve ever seen a block of cheddar with holes in it or a bright yellow block of Swiss.
Anyway, this is maybe the stupidest thing we’ve ever seen. If you’re a single male, we’d advise you not to get one of these, unless you want to stay a single male.
Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.
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