Roger Goodell Apologizes… Kind Of

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Roger Goodell Fail

Roger Goodell is sorry everyone. He’s sorry he subjected you to a shite brand of NFL football while the greedy-ass owners put their bottom lines ahead of any sort of intergrity.

He’s not sorry that shite brand of NFL football and the replacement officials that came with it cost the Green Bay Packers a win though.

“We’re sorry to have to put our fans through that,” Goodell told the national media in a conference call Thursday, speaking about the new deal with the real referee’s union.

When it came time to address the Packers, uh… controversial loss to the Seattle Seahawks, Goodell put on his best Alfred E. Neuman face and took the path of, well, mistakes happen in sports.

Ah, yes. Mistakes do happen in sports, but egregious ones like the one perpetrated by an officiating crew that had no business being on the field on a national stage that the overseeing league doesn’t overturn or even fully acknowledge?

Oh, I forgot. The scab referees made the right call at the end of the Packers-Seahawks game on Monday.

My bad. You’re right. I’m sorry.

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6 Comments on "Roger Goodell Apologizes… Kind Of"

  1. th real russ letlow

    a half assed apology from a complete brown eye. Goodell and the money grubbing owners have already put a golden taint and big brown smear on the season already!I’m stil boycotting the Thursday and Monday games, particularly because we don’t play anymore of them!I’ll be at LBF with my family for the Saints game, and we’ll give a big cheer for the refs when they come out! But by the 4th qtr I’ll be griping about the blind zebras again! Staying at the Road star and tailgateing in the lot, so if you see some PA Packer Backers drinking some Yuengling beer stop by and we’ll have a good gripe session about the greedy NFL and their idiot commissioner!!!!!

  2. the real russ letlow

    (forget comment #1, I’m having a compter issue) a half assed apology from a complete brown eye. Goodell and the money grubbing owners have already put a golden taint and big brown smear on the season already!I’m stil boycotting the Thursday and Monday games, particularly because we don’t play anymore of them!I’ll be at LBF with my family for the Saints game, and we’ll give a big cheer for the refs when they come out! But by the 4th qtr I’ll be griping about the blind zebras again! Staying at the Road star and tailgateing in the lot, so if you see some PA Packer Backers drinking some Yuengling beer stop by and we’ll have a good gripe session about the greedy NFL and their idiot commissioner!!!!!

  3. Andy

    Fuck “God”-ell, as he likely thinks of himself. He may represent 31 owners of teams in this league, but he sure doesn’t represent us (I hold two shares, I am the fuckin owner!) The fans/owners/players of this team are not multi millionaire used stripclub sales men, we’re hard working people, and even if this douche bag offers a phony BS apology we wont take it.

    That being said, us hard working folk are used to being shafted/screwed.messed with. Some times you just have to take the crap times and say fuck it lets carry on and give them hell next itme.

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