ESPN Says Packers Are Franchise of the Decade

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Packers ESPN franchise issue cover

See that cover? That’s Aaron Rodgers and the Green Bay Packers offensive line on the cover of ESPN the Magazine.

It’s the annual franchise issue, which ranks franchises in the major sports according to what they give back to fans for their investment. The Packers came in No. 2.


Yeah, No. 2. The Oklahoma City Thunder came in No. 1.

And yet the Packers are still on the cover?

Of course they are. ESPN ranked them as the NFL franchise of the decade.

But the decade just started?

That doesn’t matter. Time is irrelevant to ESPN when they are ranking shit and you all know they love ranking shit. They’ll be ranking the greatest fungi to grow under Randy Moss‘ toenails later this week.

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

17 Comments on "ESPN Says Packers Are Franchise of the Decade"

  1. David

    With their moustaches and photo-shopped shiny faces… they all look like they are taking extra long showers together.

    Yikes… what a cover. Looks like it should be on the cover of OUT magazine.

  2. Shawn iltarion

    HAHAHAHA… I love the man and could care less which way he swings, but A-Rodge looks like he should be singing for Queen in this picture.

    Sherrod rips a cover one year after Cobb got onto one. It is NICE being a Packer.

  3. Pack Lethal

    It’s not my fault you suck at life and can’t find a boyfriend Richard. You’ll have to lower you’re standards and stop lusting over Rodgers. Why don’t you try finding your future husband at a rest area or truck stop. Those guys would be more you’re type you sick puppy.

  4. Pack Lethal

    If Richard is (which I highly doubt) a Packer fan, he is one of those pessamistic ass-clowns that would knit pick if the Packers were up by 40 points in the Superbowl after having won every regular season game. Stop sucking the energy out of the room Dick, everyone knows the Packer D gave up significant yardage last year, get over it. Nobody likes the type of fan you are, and I doubt anybody likes you in general. Choke yourself.

  5. Richard

    Sorry Pack Lethal, I just got back from the truck stop you recommended. The dudes hanging out there had mentioned that one of their biggest turn-ons was incoherent douchebags who don’t understand the differences between”‘you’re” and “your”. I think now I understand why you are so popular in places like that, but it’s not really my thing.

  6. Richard


    Weak responses, even by your pathetically low standards. At least try to be funny, or intelligent. Or find somebody with humor and/or intelligence to try for you.

  7. Shawn iltarion

    I got my copy of this rag yesterday, and I was wrong. A-Rodge looks great. Men should feel free to go with the stache if that’s how they want to roll. Nothing wrong with it.

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