Brian Urlacher and Jenny McCarthy

We were saddened (not really) to hear the news this week that Chicago Bears meathead and linebacker Brian Urlacher and Playboy Playmate and bad actress Jenny McCarthy have ended their relationship.

This clears the way for Urlacher to go out with Paris Hilton again or to have some more bastard kids with random broads. He currently has three little meatheads with two different women.

What we’re really saddened about is that the relationship didn’t get to the stage where the couple got matching barbed wire arm tattoos. Because barbed wire arm tattoos are totally awesome, brah!

With that, we’ll get to the photos.