Evict the Bastards!

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This little nugget came to our attention this morning. A Green Bay landlord, who also happens to be a Green Bay Packers fan, rented his home near Lambeau Field to (unknowingly) to couple of doucher Chicago Bears fans.

The following was posted on the Landlord Protection Agency.

I know you guys will laugh and call me a “troll”, but here’s my very real situation.

I own a home in Green Bay, Wisconsin. My job took me down Lake Michigan a ways towards Milwaukee, but I do plan on living back in Green Bay when I retire in a few years, so I am renting the place out as I do not want to sell it. As you can imagine, people are VERY fanatic about the Green Bay Packers there. My new tenants lied to me on my application and are actually Chicago Bears fans! They have made this known by putting out Bears crap all over the front lawn (flags, lawn gnomes, placemats, etc.). This has pissed off my neighbors something fierce as they do not want to live next to such blowhards.

Can I evict them based on their lying to me on my application about being Packer fans? I would never have rented to them if I knew they were not as my house is located within walking distance of Lambeau field. I’d rather take a loss and stay there the 8 times a year I go a Packers game instead of renting to some Bears fans.

Any help you can give would be appreciated.

Of course, this is all a ruse. Unlike some of you out there, we understand what the term satire means. Not surprisingly, many people on the forum (and elsewhere) are taking it completely seriously.

One commenter notes how some idiot radio DJ talked about the post on his show for about 15 minutes. Guess where this radio program is based.

If you choose Minneapolis, you win!

(Via SportsGrid, which was also taken by this)

About The Author

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

8 Comments on "Evict the Bastards!"

  1. TyKoSteamboat

    4-game win streak & 6 of the last 7…

    The bears have sucked for a loooooong time…

    Sept. 13th can’t come soon enough

  2. doug

    I agree! Evict the hosers!! pack them up and force them to live in Minnesota! Flog them the whole way out of town!

  3. Pack Lethal

    I don’t think he can evict them unless they violate their lease. I would definitely not renew their lease. The Bears still suck!

  4. Ivomitonvikingfans

    It is in the Constitution. The Fifth Amendments Takings or Just Compensation Clause; ‘‘nor shall private property be taken for celebration of shit football team(s) use without just compensation.’’ Since there is no amount of compensation that will justify to or satisfy said property owner, they can be evicted.

  5. E. Wolf

    Are we sure it is a hoax? Stranger thngs have happened.
    My guess is it would depend on the language of the lease application. The form probably needed to explicate that the status of the applicant’s team allegiance is a material term to the bargain.

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