Adrian Peterson mugshot

It’s the mugshot you’ve been waiting for! Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson was arrested over the weekend in Houston and booked for resisting arrest.

Boy, does he look happy!

There’s been a bit of he said, she said (with the she being Peterson, of course) since the incident. The cops say Peterson pushed an off-duty officer and had to be subdued by three cops after refusing to leave a club. Peterson says that didn’t happen and quoted Winston Churchill because, you know, he’s such a learned man. The club owner says Peterson tried to intimidate a bartender who refused to serve him after last call.

Whatever happened, we say this: Peterson plays for the Vikings. He’s a douche just like the rest of them.

(Via Tom Pelissero)