Adrian Peterson’s Mugshot [Photo]

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Adrian Peterson mugshot

It’s the mugshot you’ve been waiting for! Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson was arrested over the weekend in Houston and booked for resisting arrest.

Boy, does he look happy!

There’s been a bit of he said, she said (with the she being Peterson, of course) since the incident. The cops say Peterson pushed an off-duty officer and had to be subdued by three cops after refusing to leave a club. Peterson says that didn’t happen and quoted Winston Churchill because, you know, he’s such a learned man. The club owner says Peterson tried to intimidate a bartender who refused to serve him after last call.

Whatever happened, we say this: Peterson plays for the Vikings. He’s a douche just like the rest of them.

(Via Tom Pelissero)

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28 Comments on "Adrian Peterson’s Mugshot [Photo]"

  1. Ivomitonvikingfans

    He’s smiling because he finally took that last step into Viking immortality. “I helped lose a championship” “I am a loser” and “I am finally a criminal… YESSS!!!!”

    • Donny H.

      Hey Monty, I like where vomit is going with this. New photo caption contest for AP’s mugshot. Anymore free swag for the winner?

  2. David

    It’s the rough Prison Sex.

    Looks like he was missing taking hot steamy showers with naked men.

    All Day now has a new meaning…

  3. Not a Vikings Fan

    Look, I have as much hate for the vikings as any other packer fan out there, but Peterson is the exception. How can you not love the guy? Half of you would be sucking his dick if he played for us. He’s a great player and a great person, so at the risk of getting a few prison rape and cock sucking jokes thrown my way, I’m going to defend him here…It was probably one of the backwoods Minnesota cops that fudged up rather than him.

    • Ger

      Yeah, but he doesn’t play for us. I’ll give him a tip of the hat because he’s a great player, but he’s a viking player so I’ll make fun of him like anyone else.

      He was in Houston when this happened, and I also hate cops so I have to assume they where being douches as well.

  4. Greg

    It’s old addage about off the field misconduct- nothing good happens after midnight. I think AP is a good guy, and this is a relatively minor incident compared to gun-toting, DUI, woman beating-etc. that is the NFL stereotype

    Hoping he keeps his nose clean. I don’t appreciate his father’s comments that came out, he wasn’t there. No surprise you are going to side with your son.

    I’m sure the 3 off duty officers hanging out in the club were sober as well.

  5. Pack Lethal

    A “Good Guy” doesn’t push cops and intimidate bartenders. He is however a spot on representation of his team/ fans. Arrogant selfish assholes.

    • peter

      remember when the vikings won the super bowl… yeah neither do I… I do remember when they had a sexy orgy on a boat, got a blowjob in a parking ramp and hit a parking attendant with a car just to name a few

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  7. PackerBoB

    “Adrian Peterson did not resist arrest this past Saturday morning and any suggestion that he pushed, struck or shoved a Houston Police Officer is a total fabrication. He, in fact, was struck at least twice in the face for absolutely no legitimate reason, and when all the evidence is impartially reviewed, it will clearly show Adrian was the victim, not the aggressor. ”

    Hahahaha. Not only is he innocent, he’s a victim! You gotta love lawyers. They’d throw their own grandmother under a bus to make a buck.

  8. the real jeff ircink

    well now that’s just creepy, PackerSanduskyFuckInFL. be warned all – a man who spends his free time copying and pasting pics of me on this site?? that’s just weird. flesh = crawling.

  9. LOL at you as a man, you really think I give a shit? I will post pictures of you randomly for now as you give such good material seriously a where was that flower before you sniffed it I would guess shoved (deep) up jarad allen’s ass.

  10. the real jeff ircink

    you scare me, PackerSanduskyFuckInFL….you should see a professional. or spend more time NOT bothering yourself with pics of me. come on – you don’t think that’s a bit gay?

    and apparently you don’t give a shit, i guess. that’s your problem. know yourself out.

  11. the real jeff ircink

    “know yourself out?” i don’t even know what that means. i think i meant to simply say – “stalker”.

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