Driver Wins DWTS Because Of You

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This we know. Green Bay Packers receiver Donald Driver won Dancing With The Stars.

The finals were Tuesday night and Driver hoisted the trophy at the end. Driver and his partner, Peta Murgatroyd, beat out singer Katherine Jenkins and actor William Levy.

Who are these people? We don’t know, but their fans are probably wondering who Donald Driver is.

Why were there three teams in the finals? Not sure. Doesn’t really make any sense, does it? Well, it gets weirder.

All three teams got perfect scores from the show’s judges on their final dance. Of course, you can’t have a tie in an important competition like this! Enter the fans. Fan voting apparently gave Driver the win.

Go figure. Packers Nation stepped up to give Driver the win? You’re kidding me!

Yes, it’s true. We didn’t watch a second of Dancing With The Stars and we’re pretty sure we never will, but congrats to Driver nonetheless. We know he was working hard and he deserves the win for the time and effort he put into it.

So, as J. Peterman would say — Here’s to a job… done.

Now let’s see if Driver can beat out Tori Gurley and Diondre Borel for a roster spot.

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

13 Comments on "Driver Wins DWTS Because Of You"

  1. TyKo Steamboat

    Thank God this shit is over with so i don’t gotta hear about it anymore.
    Lets talk about some real shit. Like how the Pack started camp this week. They covered us on NFL 32 & SportsCenter today.
    On a lighter note: My grandmother is pissed that DWTS has concluded another season.

  2. Vijay

    I caught some of this and it was pretty entertaining. The dance you have pictured was especially GREAT. Though I’m not expert, you should watch all the moves Driver exhibits in this clip and judge for yourselves…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQOUHbw9SIU

    Driver and his partner, Peta honor Packer fans everywhere by wearing Green and Gold outfits!

  3. Ivomitonvikingfans

    Lots of people complain about how gay this show is and how anyone who watches must be proudly flying the rainbow banner. I gave it a watch to see Driver win(was there any doubt?) and have to say good lord those broads have bodies and know how to show them off. I would not be able to grab-ass dance with chicks that hot without duct tape. Congrats to Donald. Packers win no matter the arena of competition. Besides all that, I actually found it more entertaining than watching another Brewers debacle. Fuck them. On to OTA’s, Training Camp, and then an undefeated season!!!!

  4. calipackfan

    William Levy is a star in Mexican soap operas he is the Brad Pitt of Mexico. I just know this because I’m mexican and I hate his guts I am glad Driver won.

  5. nurseratchett

    HELL YEAH.

    Donald Driver was awesome. I do watch the show even when a Packer isn’t on, & he deserves the win.

    Yes, he will win a spot on the roster…on to training camp!

    GO PACK GO!!

  6. hubie

    from eating mayo sandwiches in a uhaul truck, to all this success CONGRATS hard work pays now go get another ring!!!!!!

  7. David

    I’ve been watching the clips from here. This last dance was pretty lame and Donald wasn’t as sharp as his parner… always thought the fix was in for DD to win and seems like it was.

    I don’t have a problem with it..

  8. Pack Lethal

    Driver swung that broad around like a rag doll. That’s how we do baby! Packernation stepped up once again. If Adrian Peterson was on DWTS he wouldn’t make it past the first week. Fuckin Vikings have no fan base. Go Pack Go!

  9. Shawn iltarion

    This reminds me a little of when Emmitt Smith beat Mario Lopez or when Jerry Rice beat out Stacy Keebler for the finals.

    Katherine Jenkins should have won, and not because she has to be one of the finest women on the planet, but because she was the best dancer all season easy.

    Idiotic decision by her partner to dance ballroom for the freestyle.

    DD’s last dance was awesome. Better than Katherine’s last dance. But the best dancer all season should win. My two cents.

    In the end, Packer Nation wouldn’t be denied. It couldn’t have happened to a better guy. Congrats to the DD.

  10. Jim Hurly

    We better find a way to get Gurley on the field this year. Seems to me, the best place for DD would be on our coaching staff. The NFL is no place for sentimentality. DD is too slow to impact anyone’s defense. Love the guy, but make him a coach.

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