Brandon Marshall: This Kind Of Douche
Some would call him a hipster, as in, you’re so hip with your devil may care style! But I live in L.A., where there are plenty of hipsters and we know this: hipsters are people who are trying too hard.
Anyway, Chicago Bears receiver Brandon Marshall revealed himself as such today. Marshall was on ESPN Friday in traditional hipster attire. He wore a short-sleeve dress shirt, bow tie and suspenders.
If this were the ’20s, that might be pretty dope. It’s not and it’s not.
With that in mind, we present you Brandon Marshall — hipster.