Brett Favre

If there’s any man you want to take advice from, it’s former Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre. If there’s any place you want to hear some homespun wisdom from, it’s from Brett Favre. If there’s any source of random musings on life that can make your life better, that source is Brett Favre.

So what are we going to do? We’re going to bring you Brett Favre’s pearls of wisdom straight from his Twitter feed. Favre appeared on Twitter last week… twice. There was some confusion as to which account was the real Favre, but that mystery has been solved. The ol’ gunslinger now has a verified account.

Thank our lucky stars for that!

Here’s the best of Favre, thus far.

You mean affect, right Brett? It’s okay. You took a lot of shots to the head.

Please pay attention to me!

Aww shucks! He sure is!

Do you know that? Do you know how much everyone loved it? You should come back again!

It’s not hard to stick it to them and their fans if you don’t get your way though, is it?

No. They’re not.

That’s because they’re old and no longer have any talent. Right?

Hooooooo! Can’t even touch this one!

Sure it is, Brett. Sure it is.