You’ll Love The NFL’s Opening-Night Game
Remember when the Dallas Cowboys got penalized for some vague salary cap infringement a few weeks ago? Yeah, maybe keep that in mind.
Anyway, the NFL’s opening-night game will pit the Super Bowl champion New York Giants, per usual, against the previous season’s Super Bowl champion Green Bay Packers…
Oh, wait… nope. We were mistaken, along with the rest of, you know, anyone that matters. Pretty much everyone thought the NFL might just open their season with Packers at Giants, just like they did with Saints at Packers the year before.
That, however, would make sense and, more importantly, not appease Jerry Jones and his surgically-lifted face.
But hey, let’s be honest, Jerry’s fancy face and his salary-cap penalty have nothing to do with this. They have nothing to do with this at all. My playing Hank Jr. doesn’t bother my old lady.
Either way, one of us motherfuckers knows you can’t stomp us out and you can’t make us run, and I guarantee you that motherfucker don’t have the last name Jones. So, frankly, it’s alright that the Green Bay Packers don’t get their right to stroll into that shithole called The Meadowlands on opening night to avenge their playoff defeat and destroy those shitbags led by Eli.
Anyway, yeah, America would definitely rather see Eli vs. Romo.
At least we’ll all know one team that’s eliminated from the playoffs right away!