That’s right. We are now owners of the Green Bay Packers.

We got ours. Did you get yours?

Stock went on sale at 8 a.m. CT this morning. The website, which is is slow as molasses in January, but if you have some patience you can get where you need to. If you’re using dial-up for some reason, you may as well just shoot yourself in the face, though.

Stock costs $250 and they’ll tack on another $25 for some asinine handling fee, for a total of $275. You know why? Because they don’t give a shit. They know you’ll buy it anyway.

Way to gouge the fans for an extra $25 Packers. Real fucking nice!