Get Your Stock, Suckas!
That’s right. We are now owners of the Green Bay Packers.
We got ours. Did you get yours?
Stock went on sale at 8 a.m. CT this morning. The website, which is PackersOwner.com is slow as molasses in January, but if you have some patience you can get where you need to. If you’re using dial-up for some reason, you may as well just shoot yourself in the face, though.
Stock costs $250 and they’ll tack on another $25 for some asinine handling fee, for a total of $275. You know why? Because they don’t give a shit. They know you’ll buy it anyway.
Way to gouge the fans for an extra $25 Packers. Real fucking nice!
Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.