Make Minnesota Vikings Fans Cry [Video]

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That’s what the Green Bay Packers do — make Minnesota Vikings fans cry.

After Monday night’s throttling, Vikings fans were, well, nowhere to be found. We suspected many of them were draping ropes over beams in their barns… after they finished fucking their sheep. We suspected others were drinking themselves into oblivion before coming on to their sister. Some were probably crying uncontrollably.

The latter is what happened here… to a little girl. Is it funny? We’ll let you be the judge.

We will, however, say this. One day, you know she’ll be a full-grown Vikings fan, yelling nonsense in your ear, proclaiming her average team is the greatest thing since sliced bread and generally being an insufferable bitch.

Of course, right now, she’s just a cute little girl who’s sad. We feel for her — mostly for having parents content to set her up for a lifetime of low expectations, missed opportunities and all-around mediocrity.

In other words, here’s a portrait of every Minnesota Vikings fan after Monday’s game. At least, that 20 percent that wasn’t working the drive-thru window at McDonald’s during the game.

Oh, and for the record — yes, we were trying to get a reaction out of you. We’re going to guess 90 percent of Minnesota Vikings fans didn’t even bother to read this far. We’re also going to bet that will be reflected in the comments.

Enjoy!

(Via Shutdown Corner)

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

32 Comments on "Make Minnesota Vikings Fans Cry [Video]"

  1. Bryan

    She better get used to the heart break, because rooting for the Vikings is an exercise in futility. It should be considered child abuse to raise your kid as a Vikings fan. Talk about shattered dreams!

  2. Jordan Klister

    Hey, Packer fans. Have another beer, stuff your ugly faces with more cheese curds, beat the wife & kids and then get back to doing what you do best – being stupid and smelling bad.

    • BuddyXLV

      Sounds like a confession of your life story Jordan Klister. You shouldn’t air your dirty laundry on a football post. I think Dear Abbey would be more appropriate for you. Now wipe the tears of frustration from your cheeks, log off your computer, and get a life you bag of lizard shit.

  3. Viking Steve

    Montgomery, I read all the way to the bottom and I still think you’re an asshole. If there was a team that I had to hate more.. it couldn’t be anybody but the Packers. I’m sure you’re the same but vice versa.. however these grudges make football more fun. Anyway.. you can bitch and moan about Vikings fans all day.. but would you want to watch football if every team your Pack played against you liked?

    • Monty

      Listen… no. I really don’t know what to say. This might be the first intelligent comment a Vikings fan has ever made. I guess… kudos to you for not being like the rest of your brood? You didn’t even say Skol, which is awesome in and of itself!

  4. guysocke

    “We will, however, say this. One day, you know she’ll be a full-grown Vikings fan, yelling nonsense in your ear, proclaiming her average team is the greatest thing since sliced bread and generally being an insufferable bitch.”

    This is easily my favorite excerpt from any post I have ever read on this site. So true.

  5. E. Wolf

    This borders on child abuse, to put that sort of thing up on youtube.
    I will admit I have cried when the Packers have lost, I have also punched walls, tore up my apartment. Because of that, I succour the tears of anguish of Vikings fans as the sweetest, most nourishing sustenance. And the younger and more innocent the victim, the purer the tears. Come little girl, let me lick those tears off your cheeks. So sweet, yum yum. Yes, yum yum, they sustain me, give me strength.

      • E. Wolf

        There is nothing sexual or pedophalic about my comments. They are as sexual as Cartman licking the tears off of Scott Tenerman’s face as he cries for his dead parents, whom Cartman fed to him in a chili cookoff.

  6. David

    It’s child abuse to watch the game with your child and get that worked up about it. Obviously her Dad was a raving lunatic watching the game and let her daughter get exposed to such raw emotions. It’s ok to get worked up about it.. not ok to make your daughter who doesn’t know jacksnit about football feel the same.

    And the Mother is probably someone living her life on the internet and was thrilled to have something ‘real’ to post for once.

  7. Shawn iltarion

    This is effed up.

    My kids are future Packer fans, but right now they couldn’t care less if the Packers win or lose.

    They care about corndogs and video games. That’s about it.

  8. E. Wolf

    It’s child abuse to watch the game with your child and get that worked up about it.

    Not sure about that, unless someione is demonstrative with profuse cursing, hitting (either objects or people). I don’t think it is right to record this stuff and put it on the internets though.
    I still love it. I want to bottle this little girls tears as a preworkout supplement. It would be better than NoXplode.

  9. Savage57

    If she continues down this dark path, imagine the woman this little girl will grow up to become. After twenty more years steeping in the futile immersion of defeat and despair that is being a Vikings fan, her self esteem will be so irrepairably destroyed that she’ll consider herself a screaming success in life if she still has half of her teeth, winds up married to a guy who only beats her once a week, has been able to keep a job for three whole months twice in the last year and doesn’t have to use food stamps but every other week.

    Skol, Vikings

  10. BuddyXLV

    She will probably cry after the Pack piss pounds the Bucs on Sunday. In true Viking fashion, they would rather see the Packers lose than see the Vikings win. That’s why these shitbag Viking fans take such offense to our Superbowl champs apparel. They know that they will never win ANYTHING and are tired of watching our team succeed. It’s like the ugly brother, knowing he’s never going to get laid, having to watch his handsome brother bang 9 different chics. He’s going to be jealous and resentful, and the chic magnet brother is going to tell him to fuck off and then bang the chic that the ugly brother is in love with 4 times.

  11. RodgerDat

    The fact that this little girl was crying meant that she had blind hope the vikings would win that game. Meaning that her ignorant neanderthal parents had implanted the same Viking fan retardness in her little head that the Vikings had any chance of winning. Therefore, yes this behavior constitutes child abuse.

  12. Sheri

    I feel bad for the kid…her dad probably freaks out and treats the family like shit whenever the vikings lose (so…all the time) and THAT is what she is having such an emotional reaction to. All she knows about football is Vikings win = dad is happy and nice…Vikings lose = dad is pissed off and mean. I hope someday she rebels against her asshole dad and becomes a Packer fan. That will teach him. lol

  13. The Floridian Packer Fan

    LMFAO!!!!!!! watching this video put a joker smile on my face, f’n awesome, thanks to the mom for putting this up and making every Packer fan who sees this that much happier.

  14. Funny how short some peoples memories are. After winning two NFC championships in 66 and 67 (they were not offically NFL championships until 1970- superbowl 5)the packers went on to do nothing for the next 30 years. Finallly after sucking all those seasons and bottom feeding they won a super bowl,followed by a super loss the next year. After which they put their head in the sand again and vanished, only to return to the playoffs because the Giants loss which allowed them into the super bowl again. Now if the Packers ever had to play a good AFC championship team like the Vikings have had to then maybe you could compare the two. By the way the Packers probably deserve to win the super bowl this year but will be put out by a lesser team and that will be justice.

  15. DevilDon

    I wish we had this little girl’s address, we could pitch in and buy her a share of the world’s greatest franchise.
    Once she starts cheering for the Packers her life will all be roses.

  16. Vijay

    I think my favorite part is when mom suggests that maybe the Vikings will win next time, and the little lady is hearing none of it. “All of them are the same,” she sobs.

  17. Well, it sucks to lose all the time that’s for sure. Packers are the champions, that is undeniable. All I can do as a Vikings fan is stay loyal, keep perspective that it’s just a game, and keep hope that the team will stay in Minnesota with a new stadium. I like the trips to Lambeau for the border battle, and enjoy tailgating with Green Bay fans. It’s fun to have an NFL team, but it would be nice to have a Super Bowl Champion to cheer for someday. I am envious that the Packers organization does it right “most of the time.” The rings don’t lie and they don’t just give them away.
    I would love to see the Purple earn that honor someday, and will keep buying season tickets until they do. It’s a rough year, so maybe next year, or the year after?

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  19. Purple flash

    Hey Mr.gravy, ya dipshit, that’s a dishwasher not a refridgerator! Layoff the Boonesfarm, get off the couch and help your wife unload the dishwasher!

    Hey Buddy yolks on you! the handsome brother ends up with Aids!! or his dick falls off and his ugly brother is by his bedside when his body turns to shit!

    And that’s the rest of the story….

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