T.J. Lang’s Junk Is Good

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T.J. Lang

Balls still intact.

Green Bay Packers guard T.J. Lang took a shot to his balls from Minnesota Vikings defensive end Brian Robison on Sunday when that shitbag tried to kick Lang from the ground as the offensive lineman was standing over him.

Well, we’re happy to report Lang’s junk is just fine.

Glad to report my genitalia are in stable condition and expected to make a full recovery!

After initially expressing anger about the incident, Lang went as far as publicly forgiving Robinson.

All joking aside I think @Brian_Robison is a heck of a player.. just caught up in the emotion of the game.. apology accepted

Yeah, with a bye week coming up, we don’t have a lot to do, but we’ll be keeping an eye on this situation as it develops further.

Robison will be fined for the kick.

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3 Comments on "T.J. Lang’s Junk Is Good"

  1. Kristofer from Oshkosh

    I don’t understand why something like this would not be an automatic ejection from the game. It was clear that the referee saw the kick happen up close.

  2. Buddymobile

    The Queen fans were happy that Robison kicked Lang. Shows what kind of people Minnesotans really are. Pricks!

  3. Landfill

    The NFL has to stay consistent. I think Robison should have been ejected. However, Woodson’s gut punch did not lead to an ejection either.

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