Quick, Guess Who Leads NFL In Arrests

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Chris Cook

Repeat offender Chris Cook.

If you said the Minnesota Vikings… ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!

You’ve just won a new car!

But not from us, because we can’t afford that shit.

Really. Big surprise the Scumbags, I mean, Vikings lead the league in arrests. After cornerback Chris Cook got picked up for allegedly strangling his woman over the weekend, the Vikings have 36 arrests since 2000, which is one more than the Cincinnati Bengals.

Here’s the list of distinguished individuals (you can see all NFL arrests here).

  • Chris Cook — Arrested on charge of domestic assault.
  • Tyrell Johnson — Arrested on suspicion of DUI. Preliminary breath test measured B.A.C. at 0.12.
  • Rhett Bomar — Arrested in Mankato, Minn., charged with drunken driving.
  • Chris Cook — Arrested in Virginia on suspicion of brandishing gun during fight.
  • Everson Griffen — Arrested on suspicion of felony battery. He allegedly assaulted police officer near USC campus.
  • Everson Griffen — Arrested and charged with public intoxication in Hollywood.
  • Cedric Griffin — Arrested, charged with DUI.
  • Bryant McKinnie — Arrested and charged with aggravated battery, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest after street brawl outside Miami club.
  • Darrion Scott — Cited for misdemeanor marijuana possession, failure to signal during traffic stop in Charleston, W. Va.
  • Dwight Smith — Cited for misdemeanor marijuana possession after traffic stop.
  • Ronyell Whitaker — Arrested on outstanding misdemeanor warrant for reckless driving. But police were mistaken.
  • Cedric Griffin — Arrested on disorderly conduct charge in Minneapolis after allegedly being thrown out of nightclub for having his pants sag too low.
  • Travis Taylor — Arrested just after 3 a.m. outside a Minneapolis nightclub. Taylor was charged with three misdemeanors: fifth-degree assault, disorderly conduct and interfering with pedestrian or vehicular traffic.
  • Dwight Smith — Arrested on charges of indecent conduct in downtown Minneapolis.
  • Koren Robinson — Arrested and charged with fleeing from police, a felony, along with two DWI charges and three other misdemeanors. Also ticketed for driving without valid license Aug. 10.
  • Daunte Culpepper — One of four Vikings charged with indecent conduct, disorderly conduct and lewd or lascivious conduct on a party boat Oct. 6.
  • Bryant McKinnie — One of four Vikings charged with indecent conduct, disorderly conduct and lewd or lascivious conduct on a party boat Oct. 6.
  • Fred Smoot — One of four Vikings charged with indecent conduct, disorderly conduct and lewd or lascivious conduct on a party boat Oct. 6.
  • Moe Williams — One of four Vikings charged with indecent conduct, disorderly conduct and lewd or lascivious conduct on a party boat Oct. 6.
  • Marcus Johnson — Charged with disorderly conduct after scuffle at gas station/deli.
  • Bryant McKinnie — Charged with disorderly conduct after scuffle at gas station/deli.
  • Kevin Williams — Arrested and charged with misdemeanor fifth-degree domestic assault after altercation involving wife.
  • Kelly Campbell — Arrested on weapons and drug charges near the Georgia Dome after traffic stop. Campbell is charged with possession of marijuana and theft by receiving stolen property.
  • E.J. Henderson — Three Vikings players were arrested after a fight outside a downtown Minneapolis bar.
  • Mike Nattiel — Three Vikings players were arrested after a fight outside a downtown Minneapolis bar.
  • Steve Farmer — Three Vikings players were arrested after a fight outside a downtown Minneapolis bar.
  • E.J. Henderson — Arrested, charged with drunken driving in Maryland.
  • Kenny Mixon — Arrested on suspicion of drunken driving in Hennepin County for the third time in 16 months.
  • Kevin Williams — Arrested on a drunken driving charge in Edina, Minn.
  • Mike Nattiel — Arrested on DUI charge on day his first NFL training camp opened.
  • Bryant McKinnie — Charged with obstructing a police officer in Miami, Fla.
  • Kenny Mixon — Charged with DUI, refusing sobriety test.
  • Randy Moss — Arrested in downtown Minneapolis and charged with careless driving and failure to obey a traffic officer after allegedly pushing a traffic officer a half-block with his car; marijuana possession.
  • Kenny Mixon — Charged with DUI.
  • John Davis — Arrested on suspicion of drunk driving, asleep in car in Wayzata, Minn.
  • Chris Walsh — Arrested, charged with DUI in Arizona, blood-alcohol content .229.
The Minnesota Vikings — a tradition like no other.

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

17 Comments on "Quick, Guess Who Leads NFL In Arrests"

  1. Savage57

    Understand that if you got stuck playing for this sorry piece of shit franchise, you too would….

    Get hammered every day to drown your sorrows and constantly be at risk for a DUI

    Go home and kick the shit out of your wife so you could feel like you actually won something

    And when getting harrassed at the clubs because you and your team suck so bad have incredbily thin skin and immediately go for the Glock.

    Everything about Minnesota and the Vikings is the most suck-ass thing on the face of the earth.

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  3. Bugeyed

    Don’t get so haughty, Packer pukes! Your list is lengthy as well.

    11/25/2011 Green Bay LB Erik Walden Arrested on suspicion of assaulting live-in girlfriend.
    10/1/2011 Green Bay DL Johnny Jolly Arrested after traffic stop, charged with possession of a compound containing codeine and tampering with evidence.
    6/16/2011 Green Bay CB Brandon Underwood Police called to his house in domestic incident. He was charged with misdemeanor disorderly conduct after allegedly ripping necklace off of his wife’s neck.
    3/25/2011 Green Bay DE Johnny Jolly Arrested in Houston after traffic stop, charged with possession of codeine with intent to distribute. He pleaded guilty to one codeine possession charge from 2008. Sentenced to a drug treatment program and five years of deferred adjudication.
    6/10/2010 Green Bay CB Brandon Underwood Two women claimed they were sexually assaulted in Lake Dalton, Wis., leading to charge. Pleaded no contest to prostitution-nonmarital sexual intercourse, $379 fine.
    3/13/2010 Green Bay TE Spencer Havner Arrested in California on suspicion of DUI after motorcycle accident around 2:45 a.m.
    7/8/2008 Green Bay DL Johnny Jolly Arrested in Houston on felony drug possession charge, allegedly found with 200 grams of codeine. He pleaded guilty to codeine possession. Sentenced to a drug treatment program and five years of deferred adjudication.
    6/17/2007 Green Bay LB Nick Barnett Charged with battery after altercation at Appleton, Wisc., tavern. Pleaded no contest as part of plea deal. Must pay $500, complete anger management course.
    5/26/2006 Green Bay WR Cory Rodgers Arrested in Forth Worth, Texas, on misdemeanor charges of unlawfully carrying a weapon and discharging a firearm outside a nightclub. 15 months probation, 80 hours community service
    2/17/2006 Green Bay CB Ahmad Carroll Arrested on charges of third-degree assault on police officer at bar, disorderly conduct Pleaded no contest to reducted charges, $700 fine, plus court costs
    4/25/2005 Green Bay RB Ahman Green Arrested in Green Bay after an alleged domestic violence incident. Continuance agreement, 100 hours community service, violence counseling
    3/15/2004 Green Bay DE Joe Johnson Arrested, charged with contempt of court for failing to appear on marijuana charge in 2003 Cut a few months later
    5/22/2003 Green Bay DE Joe Johnson Charged with marijuana possession in Tifton, Ga., after traffic stop
    7/8/2002 Green Bay RB Najeh Davenport Arrested in Florida after a woman told police he had broke into her university dormitory room and defecated in a closet. Dropped after community service
    5/19/2000 Green Bay OG Marco Rivera Arrested after being clocked him at 95 mph in a 45 mph zone. Tests showed Rivera’s blood-alcohol level was 0.19 percent. Pleaded no contest, license suspended seven months, $1,133 fine
    4/10/2000 Green Bay TE Mark Chmura Charged with sexually assaulting his children’s 17-year-old baby sitter during a drunken prom party. Acquitted
    4/1/2000 Green Bay RB De’Mond Parker Charged with marijuana possession after police said they found seven grams in his car. Dropped after drug course

    • Titletown

      Vikings=36 arrests Packers=17 arrests Congrats you beat us in something! Go Ponder your future it looks rough.

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