Vote! Best Caption For Carimi Portable John Photo

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Gabe Carimi

Man, this took on a life of its own.

We got 70-odd comments when we asked people to caption this photo of former Wisconsin Badgers and current [intlink id=”13″ type=”category”]Chicago Bears[/intlink] tackle Gabe Carimi coming out of the portable john at Bears camp.

Some were good, some were bad, and some were fuckin’ awesome.

We couldn’t choose the best, so we’re going to leave it up to you.

Vote for the best caption. We’ll let this run until Tuesday. Feel free to stuff the ballot box because, like the NFL does with fan voting for the Pro Bowl, you can vote however many times you want. Just refresh and vote again.

Whoever wins is going to get a copy of Tony Mandarich’s book My Dirty Little Secrets and some free pizza from Dominos.

Not the biggest haul, but hell, you also get the satisfaction that only comes from approval by Total Packers Nation. And that’s something you can put on your goddam tombstone!

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

4 Comments on "Vote! Best Caption For Carimi Portable John Photo"

  1. Randy R

    The best caption is………The woman to Gabe….”Hey, the blue ones are for the men, the orange ones are for the women”….Gabe to woman…”Well, they just told me to follow Jay, and go where he goes.”

  2. Randy R

    Yea jimmy Fallon wannabe…these are so much better…………………………………………………………………………it’s hard to believe that he fit in there with three 10 year olds
    Hey guys check this out, I just found our 2011 season.

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