Brian Robison

You're the man now, brah!!

If you’ve never heard of [intlink id=”35″ type=”category”]Minnesota Vikings[/intlink] defensive end Brian Robison, you’re forgiven.

This will be his first year as a starter after four fairly undistinguished years as Ray Edwards’ backup. The Vikings let Edwards walk in free agency, handing the starting job over to Robinson, who has 13.5 career sacks.

What Robison may lack in production, he’s making up for in talk.

Robison told KFAN he’s glad the Green Bay Packers won the Super Bowl last season, which probably isn’t a very popular feeling among his fellow Vikings douchers.

“I know there might be some Vikings fans that get mad at me for saying this,” Robison said.  “But I’m kind of glad they won the Super Bowl last year.”

“Simply for the fact that I can say after this year we’re gonna kick the crap out of the Super Bowl champs twice,” Robison said.  “Hopefully we’ll meet them in the playoffs and kick the crap out of them again.”

That’s marvelous.

We knew Robison was a mediocre football player, but we didn’t know he was a comedian, too.

High five!