Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari

Ah, what could have been.

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler and former reality star Kristin Cavallari are no more.

Cutler — because he clearly has loads of options — has called off the engagement. Apparently, he suffered a “knee injury” and decided he’d prefer to sit the last half of their life together out.

“She got dumped,” says a source. “She’s absolutely devastated. She can’t believe this is happening.”

Neither can we.

Cutler and Cavallari were engaged in April. She recently had an engagement party, he attended her Diesel fashion show in Miami two weeks ago and these clown already had their wedding registry posted, even though the wedding wasn’t supposed to be until next year.

We bought them a gravy boat for Christ sake! The humanity!

Maybe it was all just a ruse by Cutler to have people buy him gifts.

I hope you choke on that gravy you son of a bitch!