Jay Cutler

Cutler in his natural state.

We’re glad to know the get well card we sent to [intlink id=”13″ type=”category”]Chicago Bears[/intlink] quarterback [intlink id=”405″ type=”category”]Jay Cutler [/intlink] after he stood around with a dumb look on his face for the second half of the NFC Championship game paid off.

Cutler, who “sprained his knee” at the beginning of the third quarter, is back to playing football now that nothing at all is on the line. Bears teammate¬†Kahlil Bell says Cutler looks fantastic lobbing passes to teammates in the face of a non-existent pass rush.

“Jay looks fine, man,” Bell said. “The last couple of times I went, we did throwing stuff and I couldn’t even tell he had an injury. “A lot of people made a lot about what happened, but I think he’s going to be all right. I know he’s going to be all right. He looks fantastic.”

While the Bears can breathe a sigh of relief because they no longer have to worry about Cutler’s knee, they do have another problem — his vagina still hurts.

In Cutler’s case, that’s extremely problematic, since his whole body is a giant vagina.

It’s unclear if Cutler will be able to start the season for Chicago in anything other than his customary role of standing around and looking stupid.