Brandon Underwood’s Whores Charged
Green Bay Packers cornerback/safety [intlink id=”442″ type=”category”]Brandon Underwood[/intlink] wasn’t the only one charged in connection with last summer’s post-[intlink id=”454″ type=”category”]Clay Matthews[/intlink] golf tournament late-night rendezvous/sexual assault fiasco.
The two whores Underwood brought back to his Lake Delton condo that evening, and would later accuse him of assault, were charged with prostitution.
The two Milwaukee women are Kesha Cureton and Tynecha Lipsco.
According to the police report, the two women said they went to an area club to audition as dancers but came back to a cabin at the resort where members of the Packers had earlier participated in a charity golf outing.
On the morning of the incident, records show that six Milwaukee police officers who were also staying at the resort met up with the Packers. One of the officers, identified as Michael Vagnini, said the two women did not appear to be frightened or upset in any way.
Some of the other officers also corroborated Vagnini’s statement.
The police report also indicates that police thought the women may have accused Underwood of a sexual assault for a chance at “notoriety or future financial gain.”
Yes, and by “dancers” they mean “strippers.”
Wonder if they got the job. I think that would be a hell of a promotion — “Brandon Underwood’s whores featured through the weekend!”
Underwood was fined $379 after pleading no contest to one count of prostitution non-marital sexual intercourse.
What’s most important here, is what these whores look like, though. I was able to find a picture of our girl Kesha on Facebook.
Gotta say, I wouldn’t pay for it.
If anyone can come up with better photos of Kesha or any photos of Tynecha, email me. We’ll work something out.
Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.
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