Adrian Peterson Is Not Funny
A member of the Minnesota Vikings is a humorless prick.
Alright, maybe that’s taking it a little too far, because Adrian Peterson at least tried to be funny. He just wasn’t.
He was kind of dumb, which, now that I think of it, is another trait of people in Minnesota. You knew that already, though.
Peterson was featured on an episode of Power Balance’s Double Take. He interviews himself because, you see, it’s a clever play on the name of this particular online show.
Of the highlights… wait, we’re talking about the Vikings. There are no highlights. Peterson does, however, make fun of the time he couldn’t hold his little girl bladder and asked to be let into a McDonald’s at 3 a.m.
The great thing is the video appeared on the same day as the story where Peterson compares the NFL’s agreement with players to slavery.
Brilliant as always, AP!
And yeah, this is the type of shit we have to bring you when we should be talking about free agency because of the dipshit owners, fuckwad players and their lockout.
Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.