Vomit-Inducing News Of The Day: Jay Cutler Getting Engaged

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Jay Cutler

He's a real catch, ladies!

The more I think about it, the more this makes sense.

A no-talent quarterback is getting engaged to a no-talent reality star.

That’s right, mouth-breather extraordinaire and all-around vagina, [intlink id=”13″ type=”category”]Chicago Bears[/intlink] quarterback [intlink id=”405″ type=”category”]Jay Cutler[/intlink] is getting engaged to someone who’s famous for no real reason whatsoever and has no discernible talent, Kristen Cavallari.

Cavallari was on the reality show, The Hills.

There’s increasing buzz that the romance between embattled Bears quarterback Jay Cutler and his reality TV star girlfriend Kristin Cavallari is quickly moving to the really serious stage.

According to several sources, the couple will soon announce their engagement — and already have been ring shopping.

Oooooooooooooh! We’re jumping up and down and squealing like a giddy school girl!

They’ll make such… stupid, talentless children.

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11 Comments on "Vomit-Inducing News Of The Day: Jay Cutler Getting Engaged"

  1. BuddyXLV

    So when she divorces him and takes half of what he owns maybe he’ll take his job seriously. I don’t think she is with him for his looks and personality. Kris Cutler, ha ha!

  2. Vijay

    NO THEY DIDN’T!!!!
    @KristinCav via Twitter
    Just got back from vacation and heard I’m engaged. I think this is the 5th time jay and I have gotten engaged. Ha, Its not true guys
    35 minutes ago…

    What is this TMZ?

  3. Randy R

    yea, a regular season game, makes up for the 6 picks against the rams in NFC Championship game, s b or go home?, we went home. Yea, makes up for last pass (interception) in 2oo7 NFC championship game against giants, S B or go home?, we went home, 2004 playoff game against eagles, remember 4th and 26?..sure you do, bretts interception made that all possible, Brett also chocked in 2 other nfc championship games with Jets and Minn, check out his picks on youtube in those 2 games to again send his team home, 377 picks, 177 fumbles, all the lies and drama the last 3 years?….Tim L my lil friend, no, i dont care about Favre. he was a horrible playoff player, HORRIBLE, there’s no disputing that fact. They time he was good, was 97-98 season, although he did threw 2 picks in the 98 S B against Denver, and the 97 S B was stacked with taken, 19 full playing seasons, will garner you passing records, granted, but in the whole body of work in his career, he failed alot more than he won, this hasnt been dreamed up by me, these are facts, so all of you drinkin the Favre kool aid, calm done and take a drink of some reality

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