Philadelphia Eagles fan

Making Minnesota Vikings fans look good since 1960.

No one has ever accused Philadelphia Eagles fans as being a classy bunch.

In fact, everyone pretty much thinks they’re a bunch of fucking assholes, which is absolutely the case. This is the group that cheered when Dallas Cowboys receiver Michael Irvin lay motionless on the turf after suffering a neck injury in Philadelphia in 1999, after all.

Maybe it’s because their team has never won a Super Bowl, but Philly fans lived up to their reputation when the Green Bay Packers showed up and beat their team on Sunday.

The cars of at least two Packers fans were trashed after the game.

Craig Coenen told the Allenton Morning Call he and his father had “a nice day” watching the Packers defeat the Eagles in a thriller at Lincoln Financial Field, only to find his Toyota Camry stomped on, kicked and beaten in the parking lot. Fans had ripped out the windshield wipers and used them to scratch the paint, and also broke off the side mirrors.

“It was just drunk, obnoxious Eagles fans,” Coenen told the paper after getting a repair estimate of $2,163.

Coenen told the paper another Packer fan’s car nearby met a similar fate. They agreed the likely culprits were a group of six men parked between them in a truck before the game. That truck was long gone, but Coenen said they found “an empty case of Busch Light” in its space.

At least they were able to afford good beer to fuel their brilliance.

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.